. masturbation is an indispensable part of your life; you can’t even
remember living without it.
. it is your primary mode of sexual expression. Whenever (or if ever) you
have other forms of sex you feel something is missing.
. you are spending more and more time masturbating, but it’s still not
enough.
. you stop wearing clothes when you are at home.
. you have an assortment of different lubes, to suit your varying moods.
. the number of masturbation toys you own exceeds your lifetime count of sex
partners.
. you have to buy a larger hard disk for your downloaded porn collection.
. you throw away your porn collection in order to break your habit, and next
day start a new collection.
. you skip work, leave parties early, excuse yourself from seeing friends in
order to masturbate.
. you wake up and decide not to masturbate today, and then twelve hours
later realize you’ve been masturbating the entire day non-stop.
. when you are not actually masturbating, you are still thinking about it.
. you plan special masturbation sessions days in advance and look forward to
them eagerly.
. your masturbation sessions extend over multiple days.
. you miss sleep and meals in order to masturbate more.
. your erotic fantasies are all about masturbating, not having sex.
. the hand becomes a sex object.
. you begin fucking couches, chairs, walls, floors, pillows, doors, and
anything that doesn’t move or cause electric shock.
. you get an erection at the grocery store in the melon department.
. you get an erection at the drugstore in the hand lotion / baby oil aisles.
. you no longer blush when you hand the check-out girl your jar of Albolene.
. your local drugstore special orders Albolene for you in bulk.
. you do stupid and risky things in public.
. you finally admit it and recognize that you are addicted!
Can anyone add more?
Spend hours constructing novel wanking toys like my mega powerful cock throbber vibrator made from an old battery drill.
Buy pornographoc magazines from newsagents with female staff for the thrill of them seeing the bulging stiffy in your jeans and knowing that they know you will soon be masturbating over the contents of the magazines.
Amass a huge collection of porn on CD when you could just get it off the net but you love the thrill of buying filth from the lady at the sex shop and having her know that you are a complete porn addicted masturbator.
Find that ones preference in pornography on the net focuses more and more on subect matter dealing with masturbation and particularly masturbation instruction and encouragement. Even watching other men mastubating over pornography is a turn on even though you have no gay leanings. Its just the whole idea of masturbating over porn that fires you up.
Even hearing a woman saying the word masturbate has you want to drop to your knees there an then and start pounding your meat.
I learned about masturbation at a very young age from an Aunt who was in High School at the time and I was 7-8 years old. She showed me how to stroke it and suck her tits(which were huge) and lick her pussy. I don’t remember much but I do remember my stepfather and catching him masturbating he had me come in and watch the video with him, later he used to come into my room and put his cock in my mouth, I remember it was huge…I used to sleep in thier room mom and stepdad and when they fucked my mother used to cry cause it hurt..I remember him entering me (anally) and thinking that this made him feel good I must be doing right. So , here I am 42 years old and I love sex, masturbation I masturbate about 3-5 times a day, it hasn’t adversely effected my life except my need for stroking it. I masturbate now and fuck more than I ever did in my 20’s. I even see my cock while peeing I start to stroke it. I have also recently endulged in some bi activity which is very fun and a must have now..
I learned about masturbation at a super young age. I saw my cousin masturbating. He asked me if I had ever seen anyone jack off. Then I asked, “what is that,” he replied by pulling down his jeans after unzipping them. Pulls down his boxers and starts to pull on his cock that is growing by the moment. Mine was so small compared to my cousin, but then again I was 11 and he was 14. To this day I attempted to masturbate at least twice a day. Sometimes I sip extra coffee at night so I can jack off for a long time and edge. It’s so much fun.
Masturbation is the greatest form of life. I learned at a very young age and it’s only gotten better. I can’t belive that I spend so much time devoted to the subject. Wish I could make a living at it, I’d be rich. Masturbation is so fulfilling to me that I can’t get enough. Time not spent masturbating is time wasted. I love it more than anything else in the world. The feeling is so great. I have learned to edge for hours and hate the thought of cumming cuz I know it will be over, even if for a short while. Thanks for your site, it’s awesome. Hail and praise to the penis. To all my bator bros
-you surf the web to find information to increase your masturbation addiction
-just reading the word masturbation makes you erect
-you start a journal to chronicle your everyday masturbation sessions
-you pity every man who does not know the joys of Penis masturbation addiction
-you wish that masturbation would become a mainstream sexual orientation like bi, gay or hetero