10 Sex Toys With Ridiculously Ancient Origins

Lady substitutes are recorded as far back as the seventeenth century, when French sailors devised the Dame de Voyage: a collection of curvaceous rags that could only ever resemble a woman to a homesick Frenchman. But it wasn’t until vulcanised rubber was patented that the more familiar model came about: in 1904, alchemist Rene Schwaeble recorded meeting a ‘Dr. P.’ in Paris, who built inflatable dolls for discerning gentlemen.

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The Pornosexual Future

Society has rules. And it particularly has rules about sex. Be good. Don’t ogle. If you ogle, don’t get caught. Flirt, but recognize if the person is receptive. Interpret mixed signals carefully. It’s okay to masturbate, but don’t ever talk about it, and don’t do it too often. Maybe a little interest in porn is okay, but too much interest porn is weird and creepy. Maybe going to a strip club is okay, or maybe it’s seen as dirty or sleazy. Lap dances? Prostitution is seen as wrong, whether or not it’s legal, but sex workers are supposed to be respected. You’re not supposed to get obsessed with lust about celebrities… even if they do this:

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The Pornosexual Future

If you are a male, and just felt a shiver down your spine, it’s understandable. The world already has a devastating sex imbalance that it prefers to ignore; the world has 80 million more men than women. If the world existed in perfect heterosexual monogamous pairings, 80 million men would get left out. And as we know, the world does not exist in perfect heterosexual monogamous pairings.Men are common, and most individual men are not particularly valuable. Men are only valuable in society’s eyes if they ar

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Inside the sexy, subversive world of cum tributes

For the uninitiated, cum tributes—commonly referred to as “tribs”—are a transactional, and largely heterosexual, act: A woman posts a photo of herself to a public forum in varying states of naked repose, alongside captions such as “Sunday morning horniness…I need my tits soaked :)” and “I love cum on my ass, any takers?” In return, men provide the requested cum, either by masturbating onto a printed photo or directly onto their tablet or laptop. Though posters and tributers sometimes build a rapport that …  Inside the sexy, subversive world of cum tributes

My Afternoon With a Masturbation Coach

I imagine you’ve rolled your eyes more than once while reading this?—?I certainly did while both writing and reporting it. That’s because, on its face, masturbation coaching is an absurd concept. The advice for improving your sex life is usually the exact opposite: Stop masturbating and start having sex with someone other than yourself. But the reality is, for a variety of reasons, that option may not always be available?—?or preferable?—?to masturbating. So to not be a cynic about things, what’s wrong with

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Dual-motion auto-stimulation device

Another breakthrough in wanker technology:

Abstract
A device designed to take rotary power from an external power source such as a cordless electric screwdriver and transmit that energy into both rotary and reciprocating linear activation of sexual devices used by both males and females for the purpose of masturbation and auto-stimulation is disclosed. The combination of rotational stimulation with reciprocating linear stimulation is apparently remarkably satisfying despite the absence of such stimulation during normal person-on-person sexual contact. The device is simple, light weight, small, powerful, modestly priced, handheld or hands-free, user serviceable, hygienic, gender neutral, sexual orientation neutral, convenient, rugged, multi-motion, safe, reliable, quiet, fully submersible, positionally versatile and sexually satisfying.

Dual-motion auto-stimulation device – Google Patents