Face it, Mastubator: you aren’t getting any pussy. So get past grieving for your lost manhood, and accept your life as a pussy-less Pathetic Male Masturbator. Join your fellow chronics and take the No Pussy Pledge!
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Contributing Masturbators, SiteAnd with that admission comes a surprising degree of sexual arousal, in direct proportion to the feelings of being pathetic. Their emotional distress becomes eroticized, leading to even greater urgency to masturbate. We at Onania . Org/asm call this “Male Pathetic Masturbator Syndrome“, or Male PMS.
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SiteAnd with that admission comes a surprising degree of sexual arousal, in direct proportion to the feelings of being pathetic. Their emotional distress becomes eroticized, leading to even greater urgency to masturbate. We at Onania . Org/asm call this “Male Pathetic Masturbator Syndrome“, or Male PMS.
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SiteChristmas Eve always brings back my favorite masturbation memory.
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Contributing Masturbators, StoriesI WANT A PUSSY. No, I don’t mean I “want to fuck a pussy”; I mean I want to have my own pussy between my legs, because I love masturbating.
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Contributing Masturbators, Stories“Aren’t you going to masturbate?” she snickered, teasing me for being paralyzed since I just stood on the sand in front of her and stared at her naked pussy.
By EARL FLEN I couldn’t believe how calm I was this morning, after a week of no masturbating at all. Wifey and I had been on planes and in airports, in guest rooms at relatives houses until we returned home yesterday. No time alone, and absolutely no chance for my favorite activity. After 8 days
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Contributing Masturbators, Fellow TravelersIn the Onania Masturbator Forum, a Masturbator Wrote: There are two types of males out there in the world; pathetic masturbators like us and real men. The thing that sets us apart from real men is our decision to give up on competing for women. For whatever reason, shyness, ugliness, low self-esteem, we cannot establish a meaningful
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Contributing Masturbators, Fellow TravelersRemembering Pussy MoviesI was half an hour into my morning masturbation session today, browsing the usual places for erotic stimulation, when I happened upon a short simple video of a woman lying on her back with her legs apart. Black stockings and garters, a moderate amount of pubic hair, not really doing anything except showing
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Contributing Masturbators, Fellow Travelersby Earl Flen Don’t we all love Richard’s “Images for Masturbators”??? Sometimes a MasturbationMuse picture needs more than a quick caption. This one aroused me so much that I had to add a script after I began masturbating to it! … Enjoy! FANTASY MEMORIES OF MOM http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-QWJvPrV7gW8/VTk9eK9z6yI/AAAAAAAAASo/X1iI8SRc0HU/s1600/tumblr_neghc5XA421u0sz0do1_500.jpg ““I know. I like looking at it too.
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