Swedish Police Searching for Bicycle Fucker Caught on Video

A man who fucks bicycles is on the loose in Sweden. After Swedish cyclist Per Edstrom had his bike violated one too many times, he installed a security camera in front of his home, left his bike outside, and then waited.

Sure enough, the hooded bicycle lover showed up, cut open a tire, and began to masturbate onto the bike as the tire deflated, all while holding a piece of paper in his hand.

via Swedish Police Searching for Bicycle Fucker Caught on Video.

How I Got My First Vibrator in Front of 100 People – Emma Lilly Official

The woman climbed up onto the stage and reached into a large clear container filled with folded papers. She pulled out a sheet, unfolded it, and read out my name. “Congratulations, Emma Lilly! Come on up here and claim your prize!”

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The Happy Healthy Pornosexual | Psychology Today

Dave is in his 40s. I ask him “So what about your libido?” “Oh, it’s alive and kicking, even a little kinky,” he says, “But I just drain that lizard. I’m a pornosexual. For me, libido has become like going to the bathroom. I get the urge. I go. It relieves the urge. I get back to the real world.”

Source: The Happy Healthy Pornosexual | Psychology Today

Bikini-clad women make men impatient | Eureka! Science News

Duh, do you think this includes masturbation?

…A recent study shows that men who watched sexy videos or handled lingerie sought immediate gratification—even when they were making decisions about money, soda, and candy. Authors Bram Van den Bergh, Siegfried DeWitte, and Luk Warlop (KULeuven, Belgium) found that the desire for immediate rewards increased in men who touched bras, looked at pictures of beautiful women, or watched video clips of young women in bikinis running through a park.

“It seems that sexual appetite causes a greater urgency to consume anything rewarding,” the authors suggest. Thus, the activation of sexual desire appears to spill over into other brain systems involved in reward-seeking behaviors, even the cognitive desire for money…. Bikini-clad women make men impatient | Eureka! Science News

Christian VII of Denmark’s obsession with his own penis

16. Christian VII of Denmark’s obsession with his own penis worried his doctors and was just one reason why he wasn’t allowed to wield any real power

King Christian VII of Denmark is a regular feature on lists of ‘history’s maddest monarchs’ – and with good reason. According to Christian’s biographers, the future king showed an unhealthy obsession with masturbation from an early age. His guardians and his doctors were troubled, especially as he got older. Then, when he was crowned King of Denmark in January 1766, the head physician to the court explicitly warned Christian that if he didn’t curb his self-loving obsession, he risked not being able to father children.

When Christian was married to his 15-year-old cousin Caroline Mathilda, he showed no interest in his young wife. Indeed, he remarked that it was “unfashionable to love one’s wife”. Instead, he carried on pleasuring himself and frequenting the brothels of Copenhagen. By 1772, the rest of the royals had had enough. His half-brother was appointed regent of Denmark, with Christian’s own son taking over two years later. Unlike his father, the new regent showed no obsession with his own penis, nor did he inherit his old man’s habit of slapping visiting dignitaries around the face or leapfrogging over bowing courtiers. 

Source: 18 Strange Obsessions Shed New Light on these Historical Figures

College students and sperm donors

…College students comprise 90 percent of American sperm donors. Why? They’re smart, cute and virile — everything a would-be mom wants.

Jeff Salkin was struggling to pay his bills when he saw an ad that seemed too good to be true: a clinic would pay him to masturbate.  …. more College students and sperm donors | AskStudent