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Meet the goonettes, women with staggering online porn habits

Goonettes are women who gather on sites like Reddit and devote themselves to porn and sometimes IRL sexual escapades. These women view pornography addiction as a fetish they engage in — not an ailment that besets them — and they pride themselves on their lengthy masturbation sessions, during which they consume as much adult content …

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Healthy Friction – Celebrate your Penis.

Palm Springs 12-16 October 2023 (PSP). (Private Party). It’s a 4 day masturbation vacation weekend to celebrate your penis and reunite with your bate brothers. (In a resort with the entire complex reserved only for this private party). Mutual Consent is Key. Solo Masturbation. Mutual Jack-Off.. Erotic and Sexy Touch.. Showing Off your Penis. Enjoying …

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10 Things Guys Think About Masturbating, by Age – Onania Masturbator Forum

by JackRabbit308 » Tue Dec 13, 2022 12:47 pm Found this article a while back and thought you all would enjoy it! Fell free to add a section. I know mine would start at age 9! Source: https://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a … -with-age/ 1. Ages 10–12: Did I break it? !!!!!****&&&!!!!!!!! What just happened? Am I in heaven? Should I go to the …

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Beggar’s Benison: Masturbation and Free Love in 18th Century Scotland – Dirty Sexy History

This pastime resulted in some interesting meeting minutes: “18 assembled, and Frigged upon the Test Platter. The origin and performance were discussed. The Platter was filled with Semen, each Knight at an average did not ‘benevolent’ [donate] quite a horn spoonful.”(1) Masturbation was also key to initiating new members, who had to prove their manhood. …

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Local Teen Invents Masturbation

In what is being heralded as a scientific breakthrough on par with Copernicus’ heliocentrism or Einstein’s theory of relativity, sources confirmed Thursday that local 13-year-old Shane O’Donnell invented masturbation. O’Donnell’s study of the effects of pillow-humping on the brain’s pleasure center reportedly led the pre-teen to experiment with placing a hand on his genitals and …

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Real Masturbation Nightmares | violet blue ® :: open source sex23

These are hilarious and horrifying, and some may even feel strangely familiar. Jezebel asked readers what their worst masturbation nightmare stories were, and people responded with true tales that are impossible to stop reading once you’ve started. Most of The 10 Worst Masturbation Stories We’ve Ever Heard are from women: woe is the Ken doll. …

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How millennials are saving the porn industry | Mashable

No one knows for sure what percentage of porn-viewing millennials will ultimately opt to pay for porn, or if the current consumption levels will hold up over time. It is entirely possible that consumer fatigue, or some external economic shock like a major recession, could step in and disrupt this surprising recent trend. Source: How …

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NHS recommends pupils have an ‘orgasm a day’ to reduce risk of heart attack and stroke

NHS recommends pupils have an ‘orgasm a day’ to reduce risk of heart attack and stroke – Mail On A Health Service leaflet says experts concentrate too much on the need for safe sex and loving relationships, and not enough on the pleasure it can bring. …. Under the heading ‘an orgasm a day keeps …

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