July 2018

Podcasturbation #16-1121A: Jerk-Shaming the Chronic Masturbator In this enlightened and politically correct era, we know not to shame people. No fat-shaming, body-shaming, queer-shaming, etc. But some vulnerable classes of people are still fair game for the shaming-bullies: chronic masturbator jerk-offs like you.. [chronic]  [masturbation] [embarrassment]  [humiliation] [namecalling] [degradation] [JOE] [pathetic] [shame] [philosophy of masturbation] Produced by Onania.Org/asm https://onania.org/asm/   Click on

Podcasturbation #16-0519: The Post-Pussy Masturbator Are you still able to have vaginal intercourse? Or have you become a post-pussy masturbator? If not yet, you eventually will, and sooner than you think. This podcasturbation discusses the three phases of the heterosexual male masturbator: pre-pussy, intra-pussy, and post-pussy. The post-pussy phase is explored, in both its negative

Podcasturbation #16-0118: Less is More: A Small Penis is Best for Masturbators Do you have a small penis? You are lucky. Small penises are best for chronic masturbators like you. If you don’t have a small penis, then you can enjoy small penis envy in this podcasturbation. [chronic]  [masturbation] [embarrassment]  [humiliation] [namecalling] [degradation] [pathetic] [small penis] [sph] Produced by Onania.Org/asm

Podcasturbation #15-0918: Masturbators masturbating to masturbation What is it about that word, “masturbation”? Or the act itself? One of the defining characteristics of a true chronic masturbator is fascination with everything about the act, and with other masturbators. Are you a masturbator who masturbates to masturbation?  [chronic]  [masturbation] [edging] [teasing] [denial] [namecalling] [JOE] [ramblefap] [philosophy of masturbation] 

Podcasturbation #08-0605: I’m out when she’s out This is a quickie (11 minutes) I recorded at my desk a few minutes ago. It’s getting to be a habit: as soon as my wife goes out, I take it out. I had only a few minutes, so I masturbated as much as I could and recorded

Podcasturbation #08-0808: Quickie plastic pussy fuck Taking advantage of a few minutes alone, I whip out my plastic pussy. Sometimes I just want to fuck something.  [mast] [masturbation] [quickie] [plastic pussy] [fleshlight] [chronic] [pathetic] [stupid] [ramblefap] [gooning] [penis babble]  Produced by Onania.Org/asm https://onania.org/asm/   Click on the title to listen. View other recently posted podcasturbations View the Podcasturbation

Podcasturbation #15-0203: Couch Pussy Pitty-Fuck Hey, Masturbator — are you getting any pussy? I didn’t think so. What you need is a pittyfuck, and the sure way to get one is from a couch. What, you’ve never humped a couch? Just get out your FleshLight or make a homemade rubber pussy, and let’s get a

Podcasturbation #15-0126: Introduction to Moaning / Gooning for Masturbators 101 This podcasturbation covers the fundamentals of masturbatory vocalization. We describe masturbatory best practices of moaning, groaning, and gooning, in order to amplify the physical gratification of masturbation. We consider why some masturbators may miss this enhanced level of pleasure, due to shyness, embarrassment, or misplaced

Podcasturbation #14-1216: Emasculated by masturbation Are you a manly masturbator? Or do you feel that a lifetime of chronic masturbation has emasculated you, destroyed your manhood, taken away your natural maleness? And does that arouse you to even more masturbation and emasculation? You are not alone.  [mast] [masturbation]  [chronic] [emasculation] [degradation] [humiliation] [namecalling] [pathetic] [philosophy of masturbation]  Produced by Onania.Org/asm https://onania.org/asm/