Girls, you’ve got it easy! The clitoris makes you supremely equipped for covert wanking. For men, it’s not so easy. We mostly need to simulate a thrusting motion to suitably stimulate ourselves, which is not exactly conducive to secrecy. Not the case with a clit. You will know, far better than I, what tingling delights can result from just half an inch of reciprocating finger movement. (And if you don’t know this, what the hell have you been doing? Get your hand in your panties right now and start tickling your clit! You’ll be amazed at what you’ve been missing.)
When insomnia hits me in the middle of the night, or I wake earlier than I need, often I lie in bed next to my sleeping Wife and play with my cock. It’s invariably hard at such times, my hand is naturally drawn to it, and I like wanking, a lot, so it’s pretty much inevitable. To get myself off properly, to vent my spunk and angst, I usually need to have a good hard thrash at my member, but the frenetic pumping my tool needs to erupt is pretty much guaranteed to wake my Wife. And I’ve told you before I feel no need to do this, either for Her benefit or mine, but I’m sure I’m not alone in finding it deeply unsatisfying to start, only to have to stop short of climactic stickiness.