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‘My ex-boyfriend got the boot when he put his tiny penis in my belly button’ Nilufer Atik, from London, thought she had met the perfect boyfriend – but dumped him over his ‘tiny willy’ and terrible sex Source: ‘My ex-boyfriend got the boot when he put his tiny penis in my belly button’ – Mirror […]

Boy, 15, seeks legal advice after his parents set up cameras in his bedroom and bathroom to stop him masturbating The boy took to Reddit’s legal section to ask for help regarding the situation  Said his father barged in without knocking earlier this month and caught him  The boy said his parents are against sexual

Masterbation Song – YouTube.

The first question, invariably, is, “Excuse me? You had a what where?” It’s not a surprise, really. People may not be shocked if you tell them you managed a wank on, say, the train or even in a public restroom. But when you announce that you took part in an orgasm study and managed to

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Gangs of women in Zimbabwe have been capturing male hitchhikers — sometimes by drugging them, other times by holding them up with guns, knives, or LIVE SNAKES — and raping them so they can harvest their sperm for good luck. via Zimbabwe’s ‘Sperm Hunters’ Are Coming for Your Semen.

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