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The Master Bator Convention 2024 will be held in Pittsburgh PA August 2-5 2024. Next year’s event is approaching fast and we’re making preparations. Don’t miss out! Source: Master Bator Convention

Vibrators—available in the American colonies by the 1750s, and America’s first personal-care electrical appliance in 1899—now have the blessing of the New York Times. Their Wirecutter feature, which for years has evaluated consumer products ranging from earbuds to toddler highchairs to boxed chocolates, this month researched and recommended vibrators. In the real world, this isn’t such

Goonettes are women who gather on sites like Reddit and devote themselves to porn and sometimes IRL sexual escapades. These women view pornography addiction as a fetish they engage in — not an ailment that besets them — and they pride themselves on their lengthy masturbation sessions, during which they consume as much adult content

One hundred years ago, the vibrator was invented to relieve doctors, whose fingers were frequently cramped from treating “hysteria” in female patients. Afterwards, it became a popular household appliance to help women get off on their own. Source: Doctors Created Vibrators After Growing Tired of Masturbating ‘Hysterical’ Women

Palm Springs 12-16 October 2023 (PSP). (Private Party). It’s a 4 day masturbation vacation weekend to celebrate your penis and reunite with your bate brothers. (In a resort with the entire complex reserved only for this private party). Mutual Consent is Key. Solo Masturbation. Mutual Jack-Off.. Erotic and Sexy Touch.. Showing Off your Penis. Enjoying

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by JackRabbit308 » Tue Dec 13, 2022 12:47 pm Found this article a while back and thought you all would enjoy it! Fell free to add a section. I know mine would start at age 9! Source: https://www.cosmopolitan.com/sex-love/a … -with-age/ 1. Ages 10–12: Did I break it? !!!!!****&&&!!!!!!!! What just happened? Am I in heaven? Should I go to the

This pastime resulted in some interesting meeting minutes: “18 assembled, and Frigged upon the Test Platter. The origin and performance were discussed. The Platter was filled with Semen, each Knight at an average did not ‘benevolent’ [donate] quite a horn spoonful.”(1) Masturbation was also key to initiating new members, who had to prove their manhood.

In what is being heralded as a scientific breakthrough on par with Copernicus’ heliocentrism or Einstein’s theory of relativity, sources confirmed Thursday that local 13-year-old Shane O’Donnell invented masturbation. O’Donnell’s study of the effects of pillow-humping on the brain’s pleasure center reportedly led the pre-teen to experiment with placing a hand on his genitals and