Once you realize, come to terms with and accept the fact that you are an addicted masturbator and you totally commit yourself to the gooner lifestyle a whole new world opens up to you! A world of indescribable pleasure, a true Nirvana! A world with less stress and worries. A world of total contentment!I divorced 5 years ago and I finally realized that all I had ever truly wanted to do was watch porn and masturbate. Sure, I had been masturbating to porn for years but I was really just playing around the edges, never fully committing myself to it, and kept it hidden. Finally I fully embraced it, heart and soul, and I’m happier than I’ve ever been in my adult life! I’m retired and now I wake up every morning knowing exactly what I’m going to do each day; watch porn and masturbate as much as I can! No worries or stress from a job, a wife, from watching the news, etc. and no shame! I just spend my day in masturbatory bliss, a quivering, drooling, sweaty mass of flesh, blubbering nonsensically as I stroke and stroke and stroke my engorged penis worshiping porn! I am totally spent at the end of the day and I sleep like a baby in anticipation of doing it all again the next morning. I am happy and content, my only regret being that I didn’t embrace this lifestyle sooner. Don’t waste time! Jump onboard the Gooner train now! You won’t regret it!