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Podcasturbation #08-0511a: I’d like to ask you a personal question: Are you a masturbator? – Part 1 A podcasturbation questionnaire in 3 parts. I go over the warning signs of masturbation addiction and ask you to consider whether they apply. I illustrate with my own experiences. Each part ends with my orgasm, and perhaps yours […]

Podcasturbation #07-1005: The Slippery Slope We’ve all been there. We shouldn’t masturbate today. We won’t masturbate today. And then a stray erotic thought … and before we know it we are sliding down the slippery slope of temptation. [mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [chronic] [addiction] [can’t stop] [embarrassment] [shame] [weakness] [philosophy of masturbation] [giving in] [personal history]   Click on

Podcasturbation #07-0930: How Hard Can It Be? A meditation on the special relationship between the male masturbator and his erection. Ladies too might find some academic interest in this one. [mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [orgasm] [erections] [edging] [ejaculation] [embarrassment] [humiliation] [masturbatory impotence] [pathetic] [penis] [philosophy of masturbation] [advice to masturbators]   Click on the title to listen. View other recently

Podcasturbation #07-0824: Control Yourself We consider whether you have been masturbating too much, and what (if anything) you can do about it. [mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [orgasm] [controlling masturbation] [chronic] [denial] [JOI] [pathetic] [shame] [philosophy of masturbation] [advice to masturbators]   Click on the title to listen. View other recently posted podcasturbations View the Podcasturbation Archive Find all of my

Podcasturbation #07-0808: I want to be good but my penis won’t let me Do you struggle to control your masturbation addiction? It’s a question of who is stronger:  You, or your penis? [mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [orgasm] [addiction] [compulsion] [chronic] [humiliation] [pathetic] [penis] [shame] [philosophy of masturbation] [advice to masturbators]     Click on the title to listen. View other recently

Podcasturbation #07-0805: I’m full of it Do you ever feel full of it? Full of semen, that is? There’s only one thing for a masturbator to do. [mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [orgasm] [ejaculatory urgency] [quick ejaculation] [JOE]  [moaning]  [penis] [quickie] [penis babble]   Click on the title to listen. View other recently posted podcasturbations View the Podcasturbation Archive Find all

Podcasturbation #07-0727: I miss fucking Even a chronic masturbator sometimes yearns for the real thing. But not enough to let go of his own penis. [mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [orgasm] [chronic] [humiliation] [pathetic] [pussy penetration anxiety] [masturbatory impotence] [fucking] [penis babble] [philosophy of masturbation]   Click on the title to listen. View other recently posted podcasturbations View the Podcasturbation

Podcasturbation #07-0722: Do You Worry You do it Too Much? Do You Worry You do it Too Much? If you are worried that you might be masturbating too much, then you are. Is there hope? Well, no. And yes. Sort of. [mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [orgasm] [chronic] [addiction] [compulsive]  [humiliation] [pathetic] [philosophy of masturbation] [advice to masturbators] [stop

Podcasturbation #07-0716: Just Sitting around Jerking Off A listener asked for a podcasturbation of just jerking off for fun. I tried to keep it simple, but couldn’t help expanding a bit on that deliciously expressive term, “jerking off” [mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [orgasm] [JOE] [JOI] [moaning] [penis babble]   Click on the title to listen. View other recently posted