Recently I was riding my bike in the National Forest. I stopped on a lonely stretch, to take a piss. My thought turned to masturbation as soon as my penis was in my hand, as it does for all chronic masturbators. I was suddenly filled with a perverse urge to jack off then and there. If you have seen a National Forest lately, you know they are posted all over with signs warning you of the rules and things you can’t do. I looked closely at one of the nearby signs, and it said nothing about masturbating. So I wanked happily away until I ejaculated all over a bush. It felt so organic and natural.
i love masturbating in the woods. it brings me back to my youth when us boys would retreat to the woods for a nightly circle jerk. we swam naked, camped naked, rode our motorcycles naked, and of course always ended up jerking off. wouldn’t trade my childhood experiences for anything.