from My Life with the NYC Sperm Bank System
….Like a bunch of college freshmen males, they all had numerous wisecracks about this moneymaking enterprise. At fifty bucks a shot, they couldn’t help but refer to the product for sale as “white gold”.
They all fantasized about how this would be done–perhaps there were specially trained massage parlor girls from Bangkok, slutty nurses, or even a bevvy of sperm bank hookers. They knew this wasn’t true, but it was still entertaining. One of the students on the expedition proffered the idea that more likely they had rows of identical small rooms with specifically engineered “milking machines” like they had for cows on dairy farms. This notion went over with the group like a lead balloon, and after that the conversation died and it was a long, quiet subway ride to the sperm bank. ….
