Dear Quote Investigator: Screenwriter and sex symbol Mae West is usually credited with the following ribald line:
Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?
But I have seen many variations of this comical remark:
- Is that your pipe in your pocket or are you just glad to see me?
- Is that a banana in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
- Are you packin’ a rod or are you just glad to see me?
- Is that your sword or are you just glad to see me?
Source: Is That a Gun in Your Pocket, or Are You Just Glad to See Me? – Quote Investigator®