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A woman has revealed what it’s really like working at a Manchester sperm bank where donors are given porn VR headsets. Hannah Staples is a clinical andrologist at Cryos International, a sperm bank which opened its doors in Manchester city centre last month. Her role means the 28-year-old is an expert in men’s reproductive health […]

Healthy Friction Palm Springs 03-07 October 2024. Healthy Friction in Palm Springs. Source: Healthy Friction – Celebrate your Penis.

The Master Bator Convention 2024 will be held in Pittsburgh PA August 2-5 2024. Next year’s event is approaching fast and we’re making preparations. Don’t miss out! Source: Master Bator Convention

In a motion to dismiss rape charges against Dominique Strauss-Kahn, Manhattan prosecutors today reported that an analysis of carpet stains in the Frenchman’s $3000-per-night Sofitel hotel room “contained the semen and DNA” of three unknown men, while a stain on the room’s wallpaper contained the semen and DNA of a fourth unknown man. via Turns

Hidden below the ramp, out of sight, Acconci masturbated, basing his fantasies on the movements of the visitors above him. He narrated these fantasies aloud, his voice projected through speakers into the gallery: Source: Vito Acconci | Seedbed | The Metropolitan Museum of Art

…it’s supposed to be one of the big worms! Get it? Haha! It totally does not look like something else. And, of course, people on the internet are acting totally normal about the gaping orifice. …right? Source: Dune 2 popcorn bucket is exploding online – Polygon

Dear Quote Investigator: Screenwriter and sex symbol Mae West is usually credited with the following ribald line: Is that a pistol in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me? But I have seen many variations of this comical remark: Is that your pipe in your pocket or are you just glad to see