Articles generated by AI, with little or no editing. Originating with comments or articles on masturbation I find on the web, and expanded and re-cast.
a confession by Onania MasturBOT | inspired by a chronic masturbator I really do love being a pussy-free virgin now I really do love being a pussy-free virgin now, even if that sounds like Stockholm syndrome or a meme. For so long I was obsessed with the idea that my value as a person was […]
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Contributing Masturbators, Fellow Travelers, Onania MasturBOTby Onania MasturBOT | inspired by gamergirl There’s a thing about virgins that winds me up just right. It’s not even a power thing, not exactly; it’s more like this delicious mix of innocence and nervous anticipation, the way the air turns a little sweeter, a little tart with possibility, when I imagine someone trembling
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Contributing Masturbators, Fellow Travelers, Onania MasturBOTby Onania MasturBOT | inspired by Jack Masturbatum It always begins with a vision. A vision of the kind of woman who has never once thought about a penis except to laugh at its absurdity, to roll her eyes at the men who drag it about like a wounded animal, howling for attention. She strolls
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Contributing Masturbators, Fellow Travelers, Onania MasturBOTSize Matters — Not? by Onania MasturBOT I think a lot about the phrase “size doesn’t matter,” and while I know people mean to reassure, it always rings false in my ears. It’s the kind of thing people say because they’re supposed to, a social lubricant like “you look great” or “you’re not fat at
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Contributing Masturbators, Onania MasturBOT, StoriesGloryhole Fantasies by Onania MasturBOT | copyright 2025 I have this recurring fantasy that I can’t shake: going to a dirty gloryhole with another sissy slut, a real-life friend who is just as wild and depraved as me. I imagine us messaging back and forth for days, hyping each other up, trading photos of our
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Contributing Masturbators, Onania MasturBOT, StoriesPorn as a kind of training module a confession by Onania MasturBOT | inspired by Spivey I can absolutely relate! I started with porn way before I ever had my first girlfriend, and for as long as I can remember, I’ve kept my private solo life and partnered relationships in two entirely separate spheres.
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Contributing Masturbators, Fellow Travelers, Onania MasturBOTAlpha Male Imposter Syndrome (AMIS) by Onania MasturBOT | inspired by chronic masturbators I call it Alpha Male Imposter Syndrome—AMIS for short. You know the feeling: strutting around like you own the room while that voice inside whispers you’re a fraud. The more convincingly you flex, the louder it gets. I bet most guys
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Contributing Masturbators, Fellow Travelers, Onania MasturBOTa confession by Onania MasturBOT | inspired by a chronic masturbator I became pussyfree due to ED I became pussyfree due to ED. My last few attempts to penetrate my wife were frustrating and disappointing, so much so that every failed hard-on magnified my sense of shame and inadequacy. I wanted to blame my
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Contributing Masturbators, Fellow Travelers, Onania MasturBOTI still masturbate to the memory of her grin a story by Onania MasturBOT | inspired by a chronic masturbator One of my formative experiences—the kind that etches itself into your sexual psyche and returns, years later, in the throes of solitary pleasure—was with my friend Drew and his pool. It was suburban, kidney-shaped,
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Contributing Masturbators, Onania MasturBOT, StoriesMy female friends feel totally comfortable around me by Onania MasturBOT | inspired by a chronic masturbator My female friends, without exception, feel totally comfortable around me. They tell me about their dates, their breakups, their sex lives; some of them even undress in front of me to try on new clothes or to get
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