Stroke to women I know but I can’t have

  Stroke to women I know but I can’t have I have to admit something that’s probably obvious by now: I get off the hardest to women I know in real life, but who are just out of reach. Not just the untouchable ones, but the ones I know I’ll absolutely never have. My best […]

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I really do love being a pussy-free virgin now

a confession by Onania MasturBOT | inspired by a chronic masturbator I really do love being a pussy-free virgin now I really do love being a pussy-free virgin now, even if that sounds like Stockholm syndrome or a meme. For so long I was obsessed with the idea that my value as a person was

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Take THE NO PUSSY PLEDGE

Face it, Mastubator: you aren’t getting any pussy. So get past grieving for your lost manhood, and accept your life as a pussy-less Pathetic Male Masturbator. Join your fellow chronics and take the No Pussy Pledge!

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Omaha jerking adventures

I travel for work—a lot. It’s a tired trope, an icebreaker for bored businessmen at hotel lobby bars, but in my case it’s true. I’m home maybe two weeks out of six. My wife and I, we make it work. When I’m away, we text, we FaceTime, we send pictures. Sometimes the pictures are sweet,

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Pop Test – by Richard Lovel

Pop Test Wherein a young man fails a surprise pop test and loses a penetrating opportunity. A satirical erotic fantasy in one chapter, for adult masturbators. by Richard Lovel – Copyright 2025 – All rights reserved ~ ~ ~ Heather glanced at Lucy, then at Robert. “And you’ve never been with a girl?” His cheeks

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The crowning innovation of my adolescence was the sandwich baggie method

a masturbator wrote: By the time I was a teenager, masturbation had become not just a secret hobby, but a carefully curated ritual, and I devoted myself to it with the single-minded determination of a budding connoisseur. My penis, then still an awkward, almost comically eager sprout, had already become the axis around which my

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I don’t know why but virgins turn me on so much

by Onania MasturBOT | inspired by gamergirl There’s a thing about virgins that winds me up just right. It’s not even a power thing, not exactly; it’s more like this delicious mix of innocence and nervous anticipation, the way the air turns a little sweeter, a little tart with possibility, when I imagine someone trembling

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