Pity Fuck support for virgin males and pathetic pussy-free masturbators.
A non-for-profit charitable organization provides pity-fucks for virgin males and pathetic pussy-free masturbators. Males may apply for a pity-fuck grant, explaining why they are unable to find sexual partners. If their application is approved, a professional sex therapist / sexual surrogate will visit them in their home and provide a pity-fuck.
Yes, the grant application process would be rigorous. The questions would center on his sexual history. Detailed description of his masturbation habits and incidents of fuck-failure in the past. Listing any unusual fetishes or perverse pornography he consumes. It would require endorsements from females with whom the male had attempted and failed to copulate. Simply claiming to be a virgin or fuck-failure would not be sufficient, because horny guys might claim to be sexually incompetent just to get some free pussy. To be sure that the male’s problem is behavioral and not medical, he would be required to masturbate to ejaculation during the interview process. Maybe he is given a training session on a sex doll.
.In another version of this fantasy, the male is a chronic masturbator who purchases large amounts of pornography and phone/cam sex services. The Charitable Copulation Foundation works with PornHub, Night Flirt etc to identify needy masturbators and makes grants without application. The masturbator is having a hot session with his porn stash when a knock on the door. He opens it, dressed only in he’s robe, and an attractive mature woman says, “Hello. I’m from the Charitable Copulation Foundation, and I’m here to help you.”
I envision a fleet of mobile Fuck-Mobiles that cruise the city offering virgins and fuck-failed males opportunities to experience intercourse. They are small panel vans with a bed behind the driver, and well marked with images of happy copulating couples on the sides. Some park in shopping mall parking lots, like food trucks; walk-up customers encouraged, no appointments necessary. Others slowly cruise through neighborhoods, with a catchy tune playing through loudspeakers announcing the service (“How much is that pussy in the window …”) When you see a mobile unit parked at the curb, gently rocking, you know a pathetic male is finally experiencing what it feels like to be a man.
I erected while reading this, so, yes, it rang my ding-dong. My first thought was that the application should require letters of recommendation from people familair with the applicant’s sexual history — and by that I mean the applicant’s history of sexual failure. I was thinking of other men as the recommenders. Now, I’m trying to decide if it would be more humiliating for women to be the recommenmders (as you suggest above).
There might also be total virgins who have been to afraid to approach women and don’t have any potential referrals. So I assume there would be like some kind of government office, sort of like the DMV, where you could get your sexual aptitude evaluated. It would be hot to imagine super shy beta guys having to deal with grumpy, tired sex evaluators who wouldnt have time to put up with beta nonsense. They would be rushing them to get hard, threatening to fail them, even when a beta manages to wiggle inside her she would act bored and distracted. All in all, most applicants who get their sexual aptitude evaluated through a public service would fail and struggle given the attitude of the ladies working there.
Maybe an Assigned Risk pool for betas who flunked the application