Onania Masturbator Forum: Signs of the Chronic Masturbator

Although we all have our unique interests and habits, there are some tendencies that the majority of us probably have in common. I’ll list a few for your masturbatory amusement – see if you can recognize yourself.

If you’re single and cum or edge every day, you’re definitely serious about your masturbation. If you have regular sex and still masturbate daily you’re moving into chronic masturbation territory. And if you’re in a relationship but you choose to live separately so you can still have long ‘bate sessions whenever you want, that makes you committed to masturbating.

Now if you live with a partner or roommates, you’re probably a chronic masturbator if you immediately start touching yourself whenever you have alone time. If your partner or roommates make comments about you doing this, then you’re such a chronic masturbator that even they can tell. And if you’ve gotten to the point where you just plain jerk off in front of your partner or roommates, then obviously you’re a fully committed masturbator – even more so if you use porn while you do it.

Serious masturbators have a sex toy, chronic masturbators have multiple sex toys, and committed masturbators use multiple toys per session to enjoy a wider spectrum of stroking. Serious masturbators have a favorite cumrag, chronic masturbators have one that’s actually labeled “Cum Rag,” and truly committed masturbators leave it unwashed to get off on the sight and smell of previous sessions.

Serious masturbators keep a box of tissues on their computer desk, for obvious reasons. Chronic masturbators keep a bottle of hand lotion there as well. Committed masturbators don’t even move them when company comes over – this is how to recognize a fellow masturbator when visiting their home.

If you have to limit yourself to edging in order to save some orgasms for your partner, then you’re firmly in chronic masturbation territory. Once you start doing this, you may be motivated to have more sex just so you can have full wank sessions afterwards – if you find yourself doing this, doesn’t it mean that your real commitment is to masturbation? And of course, the most masturbatory among us make sure to handle our own genitals during sex in whatever way we can, and fuck while fantasizing about masturbation and recent jackoff sessions.

Anything else come to your mind? Feel free to add it below!