More and more, as I as I surf for hours along the edge of the most blissful, transcendental, penis-pulsing feeling in the universe, I feel genuinely special, authentically tapped into something mind blowing, and I feel like one of the worlds most advanced practitioners of mind-expanding penis pleasure. If the world looked at things just a little differently, we’d be like those wise men sitting on top of mountains, receiving pilgrims in search of the meaning of life. Except in our case, when they reach top of the mountain, the wise man is naked and spread eagle, edging and gooning penis. And therein is the secret of life.
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