by masturboy » Thu Mar 07, 2024 7:48 am
I wrote this in a butt-naked bate haze while looking at the Masturbator magazine covers in Sight and Sounds. But it really should be in fiction fodder. Thanks.
This is such a hot idea! I love scrolling through these and reading all the comments and looking at the sexy covers that out the purchaser as an absolute chronic pussy-free Masturbator. They keep Masturbator magazine behind the counter at my local convenience store, along with the other less-obvious beat off magazines. But I am anxious, desperate really, as I step into the store. The last three days, the same thing: “Not here yet, dear.”
But I can barely get my bearings inside the store before the cute college girl at the counter, Staci, calls out. “You’re in luck, Wankeedoodle! The new Masturbator’s here!” I have long given up hiding my Solosexual lifestyle from Staci, especially since I have to go through her to get my favorite magazine, the publication that knows all about me: Masturbator!
Staci is holding up the last edition of Maturbator with her left hand, smiling brightly, and pumping her curled left fist as she nods. “That wait is over!” Two pretty ladies in smart business attire are less aware. Both make inquisitive expressions, as they stand in line, looking at Staci and the magazine and then at me. “Masturbator?” the brunette in sharp business dress asks?
“Oh, yes, the beatoff boys finally have a magazine of their own, and Joey here is an avid, uh, reader,” Staci says, her blond hair shaking on her shoulders as she winks at the ladies and keeps making the jack off sign. Laughter starts at my expense, but I take my cue in line behind the two ladies at the checkout line.
“Joey here is The biggest Masturbator mag fan in town, huh Joey?” I nod, beet red, a stupid grin on my face and a 7-inch tent starting in my gym shorts with no underwear. “I bet you can’t wait to get home and get naked and spend some quality time with Masturbator, huh Joey?” I nod compliantly again.
“Well,” the lady says, smiling at me sympathetically, “don’t let me stop you.” And she steps aside, allowing me to take her spot as second in line. The redhead in front of her laughs out loud at me. “I’m not stopping you,” she says with a chuckle, and makes a sweeping bow to the checkout counter. I step forward with a hardon in my shorts to the sound of famine laughter.
I fumble with my wallet, as Staci rambles on about how much I love Masturbator magazine. Of course, she doesn’t bother to put it in a bag. Before handing it to me, she reads one of the cover teases out loud: “Jerkoffs Exposed Inside! Are You One?” She gives me a devilish smile and wink. “You never know, huh?” she says. I stuff my change in my pocket and practically run home, Staci calling out, “Have fun with Masturbator, masturbator!” Laughter follows me out the door.
I get home, walk swiftly past the den where the TV is playing an afternoon game show and into my Masturbation room. The shirt, shorts and flipflops fly across the room and I am naked in no time. As a practicing nudist I wear as little as possible to go out. My dick throbs, leaking precum, as I settle onto the musty comfy couch with my prized mag. I love looking over the front cover. The cover girl has long curly black hair as she stands in bra, panties and high heels with her curled fist at her crotch: “Be a Hand Sex Hero for Buxum Brandi!”
“Inside: Tell Julie About Your SoloSexCapades!”
“Hard Times: Solosexual Asks Female Doc for Viagra Script! Lol”
“Bate Date Night — Getting Lucky With Your Hand!”
“More Masturbation Material For Horny Beatoff Boys Inside! p. 112”
I have been gooning and moaning butt naked on the couch, my precum soaked rod slippery in my hand, for 5 minutes and haven’t even gotten past the cover! Then I look to the bottom and remember how Staci winked at me when she read it at the store: “Jerkoffs Exposed! Are You One?” This oh-so-popular, and dreaded feature, spotlights a different chronic masturbator each month. The Masturbator of the Month is not notified nor is he given advanced warning of his dubious honor before publication. Somehow, a “trade secret,” the Masturbator staff gets their hands on a photo of the honoree in all his masturbatory glory and run it across two pages, with a detailed bio. “Masturbator Roullette,” one letter writer called it. Every Masturbator reader wonders with each new issue, but there are a lot of Masturbators out there, so …
But then I thought of Staci’s smile. No, it couldn’t be, I thought.
Sticky hands shaking, dick throbbing, I ruffled past Buxom Brandi’s Centerfold and finally got to page 111. Taking a deep breath, I turned the page and there it was, a picture covering all of p. 112 and 113. And there he was, naked on his knees, not a bad looking guy actually. But the Bator ecstasy expression on his face was downright hilarious, and it was plainly obvious that his hand really really really knew its way around a dick! This was one expert Masturbator. And I could not resist playing with myself as reality sink in: I was the magazine’s Masturbator of the Month! There was a pretty naked girl on the laptop on the couch, but a naked twink orgy was playing on the big screen TV in the background, and, of course, several copies of Masturbator on the coffee table and Stroke for Suzi’s Centerfold spread between my naked legs.
And then my profile. Joey, followed by my hometown and age. Status: Nudist Solosexual. Masturbator since 12. Dated briefly at 20, but pussy free for seven years. Times Caught: Too many to mention, but Joey’s Mom, sis, ex girlfriend and several acquaintances have all seen Joey doing what he does best!
Only an expert masturbator worthy of the honor could have gotten through the feature without cumming. Moaning and stroking, I noticed a sentence at the bottom of the page. “For more details on our latest Masturbator of the Month, go to page 114!”
It was a picture of Miss Masturbator for November, Heather (Hump for Heather), Miss June, Jill (Jack it for Jill) and this Month’s Brandi.
“Masturbator magazine is proud to announce a new feature: Home Masturbatorium Makeover! Each month, our Masturbator of the Month will have these sexy masturbatrixes cum to his house and help turn his dingy bate dungeon into a Solosexual Masturbator Emporium! Masturbator Joey here will be our first Masturbator of the Month to get a masturbation manor makeover from sexy Heather, June and Brandi! Joey’s 28, a nudist and still lives at home with his mom! So, of course, that means our lovely ladies will be going into Ms. Cannon’s basement to work masturbatory magic! Don’t miss Home Masturbatorium Makeover! Kisses from the editor — Katie.”
Oh, Oh, Oh! Ah ah ah! Up and down, each stroke up and down elicited absolutely exhilarating pleasure as I sunk into masturbation desperation. I was moaning in handmade heaven when the door opened at the top of the stairs. “It figures,” Mom said, looking down at me in total naked goodland. I looked up, kept stroking and noticed she was holding the phone. “Hey, Romeo. Sorry to interrupt your romance, but there’s a lady on the phone for you. Said her name is Kaite from Masturbator magazine. This oughta be good.”
And that was the limit of my masturbating expertise. I moaned loudly as mom sighed and shook her head and a lady’s voice could be heard giggling from the phone. Thick ropes of goes cum shot onto my face, hair, thighs, chest and belly as I revealed my masturbator exposure.
I so wish Masturbator magazine was real!
Source: (11) Fantasy Inspired by Masturbator Magazine in S&S – Onania Masturbator Forum