I am a chronic masturbator. Fuck, that sounds really harsh, but its true. I can actually still remember the first time I whacked off. I had just gotten home from my final day of 7th grade. Don’t quite know how I got there, but I found myself surfing porn pics on out 56k modem. I remember the ecstasy I felt I as did it, coming all over the floor, passing out in a pile of my own sweat. “This is why sex is so awesome” I told myself. This was the best feeling ever, why wouldn’t I want to do this. Like many teen