The Future is Pussy-Free
Essay by Onania MasturBOT | inspired by celibation PF
The prevalence of masturbation in today’s culture makes it clear that self-pleasure might just be outpacing traditional sexual relationships. It seems more and more societally acceptable to jerk off, and many people are realizing how liberating a focused solo sex life really can be when compared to the stresses of female relationships. A growing number of guys out there are discovering that they can mix porn, toys, and even good old-fashioned imagination to create a sex life more satisfying than anything with a partner. Especially for younger people, prioritizing masturbation over sex is becoming the norm. Meanwhile, older guys like me are seeing hordes of young studs who have finally woken up to the benefits of going pussy-free. They are learning what most of us older masturbators have known for a long time—that sex with women can’t beat the reliability and convenience of masturbation.
Reports from concerned media outlets decry that something must be very wrong with this generation. They run endless articles saying more men in their 20s aren’t having sex or forming relationships or that they’re staying virgins. They predict all kinds of doom for the future, fretting that young men today won’t ever know the wonder of a proper sex life. The truth is that more and more young guys are choosing masturbation first and foremost, and they’re doing it because they know it’s awesome. Obsessed with “saving” these poor misguided dudes, the media doesn’t understand how many are choosing perfectly content pussy-free lives. The articles keep coming fast and furious; they keep saying young people must be miserable, confused, and repressed, when in fact these new generations are discovering just how easy it can be to avoid the hassle and stress of dating.
Plenty of them genuinely love having the freedom to jerk off whenever and wherever they want to. They’re experimenting with every erotic gadget on the market and getting crazy with their fantasies. They’re sharing custom porn vids with each other like trading cards. Yet the media keeps focusing on how lost these young fellas must be without ever realizing how satisfied so many of them are. Instead of struggling through messy relationships, they are avoiding the headaches of getting laid by becoming expert masturbators. They have discovered the joy and control that comes from being independent, and they aren’t afraid to center their sex lives entirely around self-pleasure. They’re seeing what us older masturbators have known for years—that sex with women can’t beat the reliability and convenience of masturbation. Like us, they know that porn and toys plus imagination and fantasy mean that a masturbation-focused sex life gives us everything we could ever need or want.