My first time with lube
Post by Fapacc05 » Wed Aug 06, 2025 11:37 pm
I am an addicted masturbator. I’ve been going strong for about 14 years and I recently had one of the best orgasms of my life all thanks to Coconut Oil.
I don’t know where the urge came from, but recently I really wanted to start jacking off with lube. This is a bit clickbate-y, but I have used lube a few (less than 5) times out of my literal thousands of sessions and….it really wasn’t for me. Back then I was a teenager, so I just tried lotion like the tropes in media. It was so frustrating that everytime I tried it just killed the entire session. After those attempts and years later I have been a fully dry bator. That is until a few days ago.
I seriously don’t know where this curiosity came from considering my past, but one day I set up like normal, opened a few of my favorite playlists on multiple monitors, and was ready to go. I had to dip to the bathroom before I started and while I was finishing up I turned to the house’s medicine cabinet. I don’t know if it was my overwhelming horniness at that point, but I caught myself staring intently at the large jar of coconut oil that I’ve passed by for years. The people in my house swear by it for “normal” uses and here I was with my mind running wild. I scooped some into a zip-loc bag and made my way back to my room. Needless to say I was hard as a rock with my imagination running wild. On the walk back I was just thinking about the chance that I could feel an even better sensation during a jack off session. I was overrun with the idea of being able to hear the wet shlicks of my hand pumping back and forth at high-speed. Just the thought of being able to stare down at my hard cock, all oiled up, and being able to lick the tip without concern. It was becoming painfully clear that I had neglected something for years that I desired so much.
I was staring at both monitors, cock worship on one and fat ass worship on the other, and I was filled with a rush of excitement that I hadn’t felt in forever. It felt like I was doing something wrong for some reason, and that just fueled me ever more. I scooped a small amount of coconut oil out with two fingers and placed it on my cock, watching it slowly melt down and down, mixing with the sweat of my arousal (and also my broken ac). I started twitching like crazy. It was an entirely new sensation. I scooped a bit more and rubbed it in one hand. I was finally ready to push through this mental barrier to a new wave of pleasure. The only exclaimation that popped into my head then and now is, “Holy Fuck!” I was breathing heavily, I swear my eyes rolled back so far, and all I could think was that this was the first touch. I wanted more. I needed more. I threw out the plan of slowly stroking and building up my pleasure. I was pumping my cock so fast while thrusting into my hand that after 30 seconds I was already churning out glob after glob of pre-cum. It mixed with the coconut oil, not only creating an even more slick and heavenly lube, but it created the most arousing smell. Sweet and salty in the air and I’m sure I looked so fucking stupid after I felt into the cycle of smelling my cock, pumping hard, creating more pre-cum, and pumping even harder. After about 5 minutes I was already close. I summoned whatever herculean self-control I had and I pulled my hand away on my first edge. It was only then while I was still there with my cock throbbing and breathing heavy that I noticed the porn was currently playing. I lasted maybe 20 seconds before my eyes were flicking back and forth between both monitors. To the left was a pmv style compilation of fat ass women twerking and bouncing all over the screen that caused me to thrust up into my hand imagining that I was filling them with my hard cock. To the right was a slower compilation of massive cocks filmed from a low angle with encouraging words to suck that caused me to shift to quicker, less intense strokes while imagining I was on my knees slowly taking those cocks down my throat. Needless to say, this was undoubtedly a moment that I thanked god for making me a bi/pan switch. I found myself in a trance looking back and forth and feeling my brain change modes all while I was on another planet with this newfound lube-based pleasure. After multiple pre-cum drenched edges, I sustained for about 2 hours when then both playlists kind of ran their course. I needed something new and luckily I was blessed with the talent to spice up any session that starts to get stale…
I stared down at my cock and I lowered my head to its level. The smell became more and more intense the closer I got. I reached the source fueling so much of my desire in this session. My cock was shining with coconut oil, pre-cum, and a bit of sweat. It looked bigger because of the insane erection that I had in that moment once I realized what I wanted. All of the blood in my brain when to my cock and I wouldn’t have wanted it any other way. I took my pulsing, throbbing cockhead into my mouth. This was something I was very used to, but this was a completely different situation. My tongue immediately started thrashing around my head due to the flavor. My nostrils were sucking in so much air, I’m sure it sounded like I was hyperventilating. For the first time in a while, my body and brain wanted to blackout from pleasure. I knew I was so damn close. Just a few seconds sucking down my shaft had my vision blurry, my hips bucking, and my muscles tensing. I felt like someone took my normal erogenous zones and turned them up to 100. I couldn’t take it. After I sucked up and down 10 times, I was done. There was zero chance in hell that I could recover and edge on the level I was. There was nothing in the world that could’ve stopped me in that moment. The only thing that caused me shift was the thought of wanting to see how badly I truly needed to cum. I was beyond curious to know how big this cumshot was going to be. I pulled my head up and sat stuck in my chair while my whole body tensed. I couldn’t stop my hand from moving as fast as it could to get this load out. First a small dribble came out, even with my vision hazy and my eyes half-lided, I knew there was more to cum. 2 seconds later a rope of semen flew up and past my desk. The consistency was thicker than normal, but still somehow flew farther than normal. The audible sound of hearing my cum rain on the floor pushed another rope even farther wracking me with yet another hit of dopamine. For the third and final pulse, I pointed it up at myself it landed perfectly mouth-level. I groaned in pure pleasure, something else I don’t normally do, while I carefully licked my lips, making sure to not miss a drop while also unable to move the rest of my body. The last time I came that much, actually wasn’t too long ago during a 2 hour session. The difference is that it felt NOWHERE NEAR as good as this time. All I could do was collapse in my chair as my cock kept pulsing in my hand. My body needed rest, my cock needed rest, and all I could even do at that point was rest. A mix of cum, pre-cum, sweat, and Coconut Oil all over me. Two streaks of cum on my floor. An aroma that can only be described as pure pheromones for myself lingered as I just crashed right there in that chair at peace.
So yeah, a very fun “first” time with lube. I’m not going to use it every session going forward, but I’m glad the barrier is gone. It’s so gone that yesterday I went out and bought a jar of Albolene based on the high praise I saw it got here and across the internet. Last night’s session with that was a ride as well, but alas a story for another time.
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