The Masturbator Pensées (Thoughts) is a collection of fragments written by chronic masturbators
Re: I hurt my arm masturbating
by vicarswanktoo » Thu Aug 29, 2024 7:29 pm
I found another way to use the massage gun for masturbating.
Around the body of the massage gun, covering up the screws that hold the thing together, is a black silicone sleeve. Big hole at each end and another one for the bottom part to stick out. Looking at the massage gun one day I got the idea to put the sleeve on my erection, knowing that someday I will give it back to her hopefully repaired. It wouldn’t fit very well until I turned it inside out- then the more slick side slid down my throbbing cock with ease.
I had to wait a few days before I was able to bring it into the shower to assist with my morning masturbation routine. First I lubed up my incredibly hard cock- harder than usual in anticipation of the debauchery to follow- and then slid the inside out sleeve down my cock. Even with the liquid warmed shea butter the sleeve had some difficulty slipping all the way down. It was as if my cock was even more engorged than I originally realized.
The sight and feel of the black silicone sleeve moving up and down on my slippery cock was incredible. I’m used to the feel of my hand that goes along with the morning routine including the shea butter so the rather nondescript feel of the sleeve was both different and exciting. I held out as long as I could- maybe 10 minutes but this was not a time to closely watch the clock. It was a time to look at my beautiful cock wrapped up in a silicone sleeve never meant for the purpose of masturbating. A sleeve that will be turned back the correct way and put on the repaired massage gun and held on to by my massage therapist.
I eventually could hold out no longer and erupted with a very large amount of semen, with the sleeve ending up a very slippery, drippy mess of come and lube. It was an incredibly satisfying orgasm, one that left my cock and balls hurting since it was so intense. Since I was in the shower I washed the sleeve clean of both come and lube and snuck it back down to my workbench and put it in the box with the rest of the massage gun.
Like any other addiction, the addiction of masturbating requires increasingly (for me) kinky and debauched methods. From eating my own come to coming on my chest and stomach and sometimes throwing my legs over and coming in my mouth and on my face, and also tributing printed out pictures sent to me and now finding multiple ways to get off with the massage gun, I crave and think about new ways to get off.
Such is a masturbators life. Will I fuck the silicone sleeve again? Probably. Will I fuck my sofa? That’s where I draw the line.
I also love when I’m blurting out my penis brain to a similarly verbal dedicated wanker. A true masturbator! The energy is so filthy, and stimulates my full mind and all my dirty thoughts. Describing in arousing levels of detail each and every pump. Every fantasy. Every impulse and urge for solosexual and bisexual pornosexual bliss. Prolonged masturbation bonding. Deep connection. That is what I crave.
My heart longs to be 90 and still engaging in extreme masturbator emailing. But by then there will likely be brain to brain connection to send all our bate thoughts. Not voice chat but like a simulation of email my brain types it all out like chatGPT to your receiving address. It beams into your brain and you can “see” it as if in front of you, while you pull your bloated penis.
For now we have detailed email discourse. The oldschool way. Where you type one handed or a sentence between strokes. Going limp in the gap of another paragraph written. I need to masturbate myself now
Re: Self-gratification over marital sex
Post by DrDave » Tue May 07, 2024 6:18 pm
I’ve been married almost 45 years. For the first 10 years, my wife and I had wild monkey sex. Best I ever had, and I was fortunate to have had quite a bit. The 25 years after that were a little calmer, but still wonderful. My ED started really kicking in about 10 years ago, sex with the wife declined steadily and now it has been nonexistent for the last several years. During all the time I’ve been married, I masturbated at least occasionally, and really enjoyed it. I definitely did not prefer it over marital sex back when marital sex was good though. When marital sex started declining, masturbation started increasing. More and more I did prefer masturbation. Now it’s sort of a preference, but also sort of a default. Now I masturbate more than I ever did in the past, and I enjoy it more than ever.
Hitachi magic wand
post by Wet Jane » Mon Sep 02, 2024 6:04 am
I do love my hitachi magic wands!! They have a new micro vibrator and I think I need it. I think it would be a great toy for a long distance drive. I admit, I have masturbated on a long drive. It makes the time fly by, especially when you’re by yourself. Just to be able to diddle myself and pass the time is great. I am usually not a huge fan of rechargeable vibrators, as I hate losing power during an edging session, or a long phone sex session!! It’s the absolute worst when that happens. I’ve always wanted a smaller Hitachi, one that I can just keep in my purse. It says three hours running time, and Hitachi always offers a one year warranty. I have every single one of their vibrators, do I really need one more? I just love to masturbate and feel good, but am I risking it with a rechargeable vibrator? I like to orgasm every time I masturbate, but I hate when my vibrator stops working. https://theoriginalwand.com/shop/origin … and-micro/
The More I Masturbate, The More I want Cock, Especially Duo2’s
post by GregGayHandjob » Fri Aug 30, 2024 9:01 pm
I continue to go deeper and deeper into masturbation addiction as if that were possible. Not only have I been pussy free for 14 years, now I Crave cock more and more and never dream of pussy. Only men and cock for me know. I was lucky enough to meet Duo2 here! The more I get to talk to him, the deeper I want to bate him and get him off. I want his cock and I want to make him cum over and over again. He is straight but he owns me and he know’s it. That just makes me bate more and more. I want him and his cock so bad! I can’t edge for very long. I cum masturbating to him. If I didn’t have to work, I’d bate all day and all night and be available for him anytime he wanted me to get him off. I can’t think of a better way to enjoy retirement. I’m a totally addicted masturbating gay cock and cum whore! I belong to Duo2 and I couldn’t be happier! Happy bating, guys!!
Re: The last time I had real pussy was …
Post by malone004 » Thu Aug 08, 2024 4:16 pm
The last time I had real pussy was 3 years ago. That’s the last time my penis was inside my wife. Due to years of excessive and hard masturbation, if my penis did manage to become erect for sex, it would either go soft soon after penetrating her pussy, or it would cum almost immediately. After which I would bring her to orgasm by sucking on her breasts and rubbing her clit with my limp, humiliated cock inside her or after it slipped out. Once she fell asleep, I would leave our bedroom to punish my cock, forcing it to get hard and giving it long, rough masturbation workouts, denying or ruining its orgasms. Sex now is me fingering or going down on my wife and her occasionally giving me a handjob. Or I watch her get dressed or undressed, and then tease, edge, and beat my cock at night for hours, making it pour precum and rarely letting it cum.
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