Is it a Mark of Shame to Own One
… a fully functional penis that is.
How ashamed are you when you look down and realize that what you see
there maintains iron-clad control of a large corner of your life?
Why can’t the world at large admit that that is indeed the job of that
little guy?
I mean, we here in this group have accepted that we are controlled —
that we are addicted. It’s the rest of the male world that’s in
denial.
Oh surely among them there are some who are successful, at least
partially, in abstaining. And it is nearly certain that for most of
them, it’s a daily struggle. “I’ll take it one day at a time. Today
I’m not going make Mr. Happy happy.” And how much of their minds, that
could be productively engaged in other activities, is then wasted
repeating that mantra over and over all day? They suffer under the
illusion that what seems to them to be whips and chains beating them
toward the precipice are wielded by the devil himself. If only they
could allow themselves to surrender, acquiesce, yield, indulge, enjoy
— those are such beautiful words. They would discover that the whips
and chains were solely of their own making.
But most of the rest — the majority of whom are not yet enlightened
enough to face the truth squarely and openly — indulge often. Some
feel badly about it afterward and some just accept it as a necessity
of life that must not be spoken of. They are just as addicted as we.
And yes, they are the majority of penis possessors.
If only … imagine a world where this conversations like this take
place on a regular basis:
Concerned mother: My son told me he jerks off each morning before
getting ready for school.
Guidance councilor: Well I have to say that I’m concerned about that.
You need to have a long talk with him. Just once a day is not enough.
It’s considered healthy for a 16 year old to masturbate four times a
day or more. Any less can lead to anxiety and distraction from his
school work.
Or this:
“Doctor, I’m really worried that my husband’s health might be failing.
The other day he told he hasn’t masturbated in over a month. Until
recently he’d do it every time he took a shower and lots of times
while we were watching TV, and who knows when else. I mean it can’t be
normal for a man his age to just quit, can it?”
Or this:
From: human.resources@somecompany.com
To: all.employees@somecompany.com
Subject: Weekly After-hours Get-together
As you know, Thursday is social night. This week we will be gathering
at Joy-Joy’s lounge on Capitol Blvd around 7:00pm. Leave your clothes
with the hat-check girl. The video will be Miss Nude MILF America
Contest. Poppers, lube, and E.D. pills will be freely distributed.
Ladies, bring your vibrators. Hope to see all of you (and I mean ALL
of each of you) there tonight, enjoying each other’s company.
H.R.
I yearn for the day when social masturbation is the norm.
Instead we live in a world where back in the 90’s some unfortunate
mother actually got in trouble with California Child Protective
Services when the hired nanny reported her for saying to her toddler
son during his bath, “Your penis is going to bring you so much joy
someday.”
So brothers, do we really bear a mark of shame because the big M is
such a central part of our lives? Or is it the rest of the world that
has something to be ashamed of because of their obsession with
confining something that is natural, beautiful, and life affirming in
the deepest and darkest of caves?
Your penis is there for your enjoyment. It’s one of the Creator’s
blessed gifts to us. Rejoice in it.
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