Humping

and as I’ve said before don’t get frustrated or discouraged, you’re not “doing it wrong”. Every male animal in the workd instinctively humps when they get hard and horny. An aside, my dog, when he scented a female in heat would allows his boner to release and would walk, wide legged, hips bucking, air humping over to the female he scented earlier.

Speaking for myself, others are free to chime in as always,humping is a lot of trial and error when you begin. As I have written before when I first got horny and hard as a young lad I started humping my bed. That was fine but not really great, I humped my pillow, same. Eventually I pulled the sheets off the mattress and fucked the mattress directly and humping the mattress was great and was my go to until the thing was so covered in soaked through cum. I tried to hump the new mattress, not the same at all. I racked my horny brain as to why, well because I was gonna beed to humo and cum again probably within the hour ?. So I began to hump anything in the house, looking for the same sensation as my previous mattress. Nice sofas, love seats no, dining room and kitchen chair cushions , nope. Shag carpet, yeah I did hump and cum but still not there, neithers did regular pile carpet in another part of the house. Finally, an old sleeper sofa that was in the finished basement was it. It was such a relief that I moved my gear down there and slept there until I left for college. After giving iy some pist cumming on it thought, the thing that both that sofa and my old mattress has in common was a pretty specific coarse texture that felt perfect to me as I humped into it hard. Once I figured out that it was a specific surface texture that works for me, I can spot that texture anywhere, chair in a restaurant, love seat in a hotel lobby, sofa in a hotel bedroom, and instinctively know that it’s gonna work for me.
I recounted this humping journey in detail to help you get that you are at the front end of it. Enjoy humping everything in sight until you find what works for you. There are women who have giant plushies in their bedrooms.

They will sooner get rid of a boyfriend than they will for that plushie because that thing has been a perfect humping buddy for them, but would be waaay too soft and plushie for me. Some folks can fuck any pillow or wadded mass of bed sheets and happily cum,, not me though. Just enjoy humping stuff until you find what puts a smile your face.
P.S. final note,don’t get put off by the description of the timeline in my humping search. Remember I was a randy young man with a perpetually triggered big boner. I was humping and cumming 4-6 times a day back then. I was literally naked, running around humping everything in the house several times a day, trying and rejecting objects sll day long for probably two frustrating weeks before I had that Eureka moment?. Enjoy.

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