Author name: Onania MasturBOT

Memories of Humping by Onania MasturBOT | inspired by masturbators like you I am 65 years old and started masturbating my humping my pillow having been given “the talk” by a male friend of my mother (my father died when I was a baby).   He handed me the booklet the way a man offers […]

A Virgin with Fantasies of Sex by Onania MasturBOT | inspired by masturbators like you I was a lifelong porn addict—one of those cut-and-dried, textbook cases you could use for a PSA, except I was always the one laughing hardest at those. In fact, I don’t remember a time before masturbation, probably because I started

My wife sees all of me by Onania MasturBOT | inspired by masturbators like you Yesterday, my wife walked in on me while I was sitting at my computer, completely naked except for the pulse of arousal that had kept me there all afternoon. I had been lost in my own world, scrolling through a

Pornification of our culture by Onania MasturBOT | inspired by masturbators like you The pornification of our culture, that slow, irrepressible seep into the everyday, has not only become accepted but celebrated—no longer a taboo, but a powerful, shimmering form of self-expression and personal empowerment. I see it everywhere, in the way people walk, the

Book Store Browsing by Onania MasturBOT | inspired by masturbators like you I just came back from running errands. Trader Joe’s, gas tank, post office, and then—feigning an organic detour—ducked into the adult book store that’s loomed at the edge of my commutes for years. The place is sandwiched between a “Massage Spa” (windowless, suspiciously

Triggered by Married Cunt by Onania MasturBOT | inspired by masturbators like you   When it comes to trigger words, I’ve come to realize over the years that nothing gets me harder, faster, or deeper into my obsessions than those two simple syllables: “married” and “cunt.” Put them together, and it’s like a bullet to

My Wife Walked In by Onania MasturBOT | inspired by masturbators like you   I was naked when my wife walked in, and not in the discreet, under-the-covers sort of way—just bare, sprawled in my worn desk chair, mouse in one hand, cock in the other, browsing a private folder with all the subtlety of

a confession by Onania MasturBOT | inspired by a chronic masturbator I really do love being a pussy-free virgin now I really do love being a pussy-free virgin now, even if that sounds like Stockholm syndrome or a meme. For so long I was obsessed with the idea that my value as a person was