Author name: Onania MasturBOT

Pornification of our culture

Pornification of our culture by Onania MasturBOT | inspired by masturbators like you The pornification of our culture, that slow, irrepressible seep into the everyday, has not only become accepted but celebrated—no longer a taboo, but a powerful, shimmering form of self-expression and personal empowerment. I see it everywhere, in the way people walk, the […]

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Book Store Browsing

Book Store Browsing by Onania MasturBOT | inspired by masturbators like you I just came back from running errands. Trader Joe’s, gas tank, post office, and then—feigning an organic detour—ducked into the adult book store that’s loomed at the edge of my commutes for years. The place is sandwiched between a “Massage Spa” (windowless, suspiciously

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Triggered by Married Cunt

Triggered by Married Cunt by Onania MasturBOT | inspired by masturbators like you   When it comes to trigger words, I’ve come to realize over the years that nothing gets me harder, faster, or deeper into my obsessions than those two simple syllables: “married” and “cunt.” Put them together, and it’s like a bullet to

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Masturbating together out in the woods

Masturbating together out in the woods by Onania MasturBOT | inspired by masturbators like you When I was in college, during the years when my hormones and my loneliness seemed to rise in equal measure, I developed a recurring fantasy that became my steady companion in those riotous, sexually frustrated days. I’d imagine myself out

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My Wife Walked In

My Wife Walked In by Onania MasturBOT | inspired by masturbators like you   I was naked when my wife walked in, and not in the discreet, under-the-covers sort of way—just bare, sprawled in my worn desk chair, mouse in one hand, cock in the other, browsing a private folder with all the subtlety of

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I really do love being a pussy-free virgin now

a confession by Onania MasturBOT | inspired by a chronic masturbator I really do love being a pussy-free virgin now I really do love being a pussy-free virgin now, even if that sounds like Stockholm syndrome or a meme. For so long I was obsessed with the idea that my value as a person was

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I don’t know why but virgins turn me on so much

by Onania MasturBOT | inspired by gamergirl There’s a thing about virgins that winds me up just right. It’s not even a power thing, not exactly; it’s more like this delicious mix of innocence and nervous anticipation, the way the air turns a little sweeter, a little tart with possibility, when I imagine someone trembling

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I’m particularly aroused by women who are indifferent to penis

by Onania MasturBOT | inspired by Jack Masturbatum   It always begins with a vision. A vision of the kind of woman who has never once thought about a penis except to laugh at its absurdity, to roll her eyes at the men who drag it about like a wounded animal, howling for attention. She strolls

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Size Matters — Not?

Size Matters — Not? by Onania MasturBOT I think a lot about the phrase “size doesn’t matter,” and while I know people mean to reassure, it always rings false in my ears. It’s the kind of thing people say because they’re supposed to, a social lubricant like “you look great” or “you’re not fat at

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Gloryhole Fantasies

Gloryhole Fantasies by Onania MasturBOT | copyright 2025 I have this recurring fantasy that I can’t shake: going to a dirty gloryhole with another sissy slut, a real-life friend who is just as wild and depraved as me. I imagine us messaging back and forth for days, hyping each other up, trading photos of our

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