I should probably say that even though I hadn’t had a wank since I had entered hospital, I had no desire to at all. I couldn’t really move, I was sore and I just didn’t have any inclination to. Besides which, since I was not really mobile, how would I deal with the obvious logistic problems?
She started to wind up the conversation and asked the following: “Would you like a towel?”. I didn’t understand, there was a mountain of towels in the bathroom. What the hell would I need another one for?
“There are heaps in the bathroom, I think I’ll be right”
“Maybe you’d like one here, just in case”
Then what she was getting at dawned on me, and she left one on the chair next to my bed. She said she would be back around 2am for the next set of readings and left me alone.
via Wank Log: Incapacity.