Warning for the Satire-Impaired

Onania . Org/asm is for the exclusive use of non-satire-impaired persons over 21 years of age.

If you are satire-impaired, irony-challenged, experiencing reduced or dysfunctional sense of humor, or otherwise have difficulty distinguishing satire from reality, you are advised to read no further. If you are seeking factual and balanced information on masturbation, please see Masturbation – Wikipedia instead.

WARNING:

Onania . Org/asm contains satire, humorous exaggerations, fictional claims, and intentional misrepresentations of facts about the subject of masturbation for the purpose of producing amusement in sophisticated adult readers.

While reading Onania . Org/asm naive and clueless males  may experience confusion, feelings of guilt and shame, embarrassment, diminished self esteem, abstinence, and temporary or permanent loss of sexual gratification.

ONANIA . ORG/ASM IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES DUE TO PERSONAL  FRUSTRATION, LOSS OF SEXUAL GRATIFICATION, ALIENATION OF THE GENITAL ORGANS OR LOST MASTURBATORY OPPORTUNITIES ARISING FROM READER MISINTERPRETATIONS.

Pussy Penetration Anxiety Disorder

Pussy Penetration Anxiety Disorder – PPAD

(From the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Masturbatory Disorders)

Symptoms

  • Loss of erection, failure to erect, or premature ejaculation when presented with a penetrable pussy. The more available the pussy, the less the penis is able to penetrate it.
  • PPAD is distinguished from normal Erectile Dysfunction: The patient will be able to achieve and maintain erections while masturbating, even masturbating to images of penetrable pussy, but experience extreme anxiety and erectile failure in actual pussy-penetration situations.
  • PPAD may also manifest as Premature Ejaculation, as the PPAD sufferer ejaculates as quickly as possible to relive his pussy anxiety stress

Causes

  • Fear that the male won’t perform well in bed and satisfy his partner sexually
  • Poor body image, including concern that he is not a real man
  • Male virginity or limited sexual experience
  • The male’s penis is too small to satisfy a woman
  • Chronic compulsive masturbation has left him impotent except when his penis is in his own hand
  • Fear of ejaculating prematurely and spurting all over the pussy
  • Fearing his partner will ask why he can’t fuck her properly, and having to confess his Pathetic Masturbator Syndrome

The PPAD/ED male begins to see the pussy as a threat after repeated sexual failure and humiliation. These anxieties cause his body to launch a “fight or flight” response. Stress hormones like epinephrine and norepinephrine are released in a series of reactions to prepare his body to confront or escape a threat. One of the effects of the stress hormones is to constrict blood vessels, and less blood flowing into the penis makes it more difficult to achieve an erection. 

The PPAD/PE male feels an unbearable tension when presented with a penetrable pussy. He develops a strategy of premature ejaculation in order to relieve his stress as quickly as possible. Sometimes this develops into full-scale Pussy Proximity Disorder and he ejaculates on approach, even before contact with the pussy.  

Of course, a pussy isn’t a threat to a normal, real man, which is why this response is characteristic of chronic masturbators. PPAD is often associated with chronic compulsive masturbation. The clinician should always pursue a thorough examination of the patient’s masturbatory history when PPAD symptoms are presented. 

Cures

The prognosis is not hopeful. Most PPAD sufferers retreat further into a pattern of arousal / masturbatory release / shame / arousal.  Initially a defense mechanism, PPAD Erectile Dysfunction or Premature Ejaculation become fetishsized and the male derives arousal and satisfaction from his humiliating failures. The feeling of being a sexual loser with PPAD is strangely arousing to chronic masturbators, and effectively short-circuits any attempt to overcome the problem.

It is possible that a very understanding female partner willing to provide low-stress “pittyfuck” therapy may be beneficial. But only if the masturbator sincerely wishes to be cured.

Warning for the Satire-Impaired

Onania . Org/asm is for the exclusive use of non-satire-impaired persons over 21 years of age.

If you are satire-impaired, irony-challenged, experiencing reduced or dysfunctional sense of humor, or otherwise have difficulty distinguishing satire from reality, you are advised to read no further. If you are seeking factual and balanced information on masturbation, please see Masturbation – Wikipedia instead.

WARNING:

Onania . Org/asm contains satire, humorous exaggerations, fictional claims, and intentional misrepresentations of facts about the subject of masturbation for the purpose of producing amusement in sophisticated adult readers.

While reading Onania . Org/asm naive and clueless males  may experience confusion, feelings of guilt and shame, embarrassment, diminished self esteem, abstinence, and temporary or permanent loss of sexual gratification.

ONANIA . ORG/ASM IS NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR CONSEQUENTIAL DAMAGES DUE TO PERSONAL  FRUSTRATION, LOSS OF SEXUAL GRATIFICATION, ALIENATION OF THE GENITAL ORGANS OR LOST MASTURBATORY OPPORTUNITIES ARISING FROM READER MISINTERPRETATIONS.

Pussy Penetration Anxiety Disorder

Pussy Penetration Anxiety Disorder – PPAD

(From the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Masturbatory Disorders)

Symptoms

  • Loss of erection, failure to erect, or premature ejaculation when presented with a penetrable pussy. The more available the pussy, the less the penis is able to penetrate it.
  • PPAD is distinguished from normal Erectile Dysfunction: The patient will be able to achieve and maintain erections while masturbating, even masturbating to images of penetrable pussy, but experience extreme anxiety and erectile failure in actual pussy-penetration situations.
  • PPAD may also manifest as Premature Ejaculation, as the PPAD sufferer ejaculates as quickly as possible to relive his pussy anxiety stress

Causes

  • Fear that the male won’t perform well in bed and satisfy his partner sexually
  • Poor body image, including concern that he is not a real man
  • Male virginity or limited sexual experience
  • The male’s penis is too small to satisfy a woman
  • Chronic compulsive masturbation has left him impotent except when his penis is in his own hand
  • Fear of ejaculating prematurely and spurting all over the pussy
  • Fearing his partner will ask why he can’t fuck her properly, and having to confess his Pathetic Masturbator Syndrome

The PPAD/ED male begins to see the pussy as a threat after repeated sexual failure and humiliation. These anxieties cause his body to launch a “fight or flight” response. Stress hormones like epinephrine and norepinephrine are released in a series of reactions to prepare his body to confront or escape a threat. One of the effects of the stress hormones is to constrict blood vessels, and less blood flowing into the penis makes it more difficult to achieve an erection. 

The PPAD/PE male feels an unbearable tension when presented with a penetrable pussy. He develops a strategy of premature ejaculation in order to relieve his stress as quickly as possible. Sometimes this develops into full-scale Pussy Proximity Disorder and he ejaculates on approach, even before contact with the pussy.  

Of course, a pussy isn’t a threat to a normal, real man, which is why this response is characteristic of chronic masturbators. PPAD is often associated with chronic compulsive masturbation. The clinician should always pursue a thorough examination of the patient’s masturbatory history when PPAD symptoms are presented. 

Cures

The prognosis is not hopeful. Most PPAD sufferers retreat further into a pattern of arousal / masturbatory release / shame / arousal.  Initially a defense mechanism, PPAD Erectile Dysfunction or Premature Ejaculation become fetishsized and the male derives arousal and satisfaction from his humiliating failures. The feeling of being a sexual loser with PPAD is strangely arousing to chronic masturbators, and effectively short-circuits any attempt to overcome the problem.

It is possible that a very understanding female partner willing to provide low-stress “pittyfuck” therapy may be beneficial. But only if the masturbator sincerely wishes to be cured.

What Is A ‘Pornosexual?’ The New Sexual Orientation For Those Who Watch Porn, And Shun Real Sex

Using porn to replace sex in real life is like using a drug that numbs the desire to be intimate, or have any deep connection. If pornography is used long enough, it may become the only way a person can get aroused, and an orgasm becomes nothing more than a biological urge to fulfill.Other people who have grown up with the internet and who have had access to pornorgraphy since a young age remain virgins, and have never experienced sexuality or arousal outside of their computers or phones. Of course, it’s a lot easier to relate to a video on a computer than a real human being with needs and desires. On the other hand, the people in the video can’t respond to a viewer, either emotionally or physically.An emerging phenomenon known as “pornosexuality” describes a person whose sexual orientation is linked solely to porn. Is pornosexuality really a new way to express sexuality, or is it just a label used to mask a fear of intimacy?

Source: What Is A ‘Pornosexual?’ The New Sexual Orientation For Those Who Watch Porn, And Shun Real Sex

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What is a ‘Pornosexual’ and are YOU one? | Daily Mail Online

The birth of the Internet has given more people access to free online porn, enabling them to fulfill their sexual urges with no need for another person in the room.Now researchers claim it has given rise to a new phenomenon called ‘pornosexuality’ – when a person prefers porn to sex.According to Medical Daily, the new term describes a person whose ‘sexual orientation is linked solely to porn’.

… sex addiction therapist and licensed marriage and family therapist, Christine Lozano, told the website: ‘The convenience of getting off online without the potential work, vulnerability, intimacy, and connection with others can be appealing to some.

… men are considered to use porn more frequently than women, this increases their chances of identifying as pornosexuals.

…the new term differs ‘from other sexual orientations because it’s a learned behavior that is void of human-to-human attachment bonding and connection’.

… watching porn on a regular basis increases a person’s susceptibility to becoming a pornosexual, as their brain and body become desensitised.

… A pornosexual describes somebody whose ‘sexual orientation is linked solely to porn’It means that, given the choice, they would prefer to watch porn than to have sex with another individual

… ‘If I had to choose to have one or the other for the rest of my life, I would choose porn over real sex any day.’…

Source: What is a ‘Pornosexual’ and are YOU one? | Daily Mail Online

How Online Porn is Destroying Relationships

from How Online Porn is Destroying Relationships

… the sex began to decline, to the point where they were doing it only half a dozen times a year. He would bring his laptop into the bathroom, and with them on vacation. One day, she hacked into his computer and found he was in a chat room with a woman she knew. “I said, ‘Either it goes or I go.’ He didn’t do it for three days, and then I found him on again. He said he was working, but there was a window behind him and I could see in the reflection that it was a girl bent over with her fingers up her crotch.”

Part of her anger came from incomprehension—she was stunned he could choose streaming video over her. “This wasn’t even another person. He had a choice between jerking off in front of his computer or having sex with me, and he chose the computer.”