Onania Masturbator Forum: Adventures in Furniture Fucking

Richard has done some posts and podcasturbations about furniture fucking, particularly in relation to solo orgies in hotel rooms. I thought I would comment upon my latest furniture fucking discovery for all you other furniture fuckers out there.  

I have a new friend in the house and lately during the day I have given in to my new friend’s seduction and gone for quicky masturbation fucks with her instead of my BBC (Big Beautiful Couch) fucking. Last year when traveling we had a room with a chair by the desk that in my regular motel furniture-fucking habit I learned to love. It’s a simple folding chair that I Googled and found comes from Ikea. http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/00222440/ The beauty of it is that it has this perfectly designed hole right in the middle of the backrest that is supposed to be a hole for hanging it up. After “loving it” intimately, I bought one as soon as I got back home from our trip. Since she is a Swedish chair I call her ‘Elsa’, which is the most popular girl’s name in Sweden.

For me the hole is just exactly at the right height so that when I stand behind it with my knees slightly bent the way I like to when I masturbate standing up I can stick my cock into Elsa very comfortably. Plus when the chair is opened the hole is angled upward so that my penis fucks up at its natural angle when I am hard. Looking at the picture you can see that the design is such that you can grip the back uprights and hold the chair steady as you fuck into the hole. I swear to god it is amazing! Elsa’s hole is a tiny bit wider than my dick. When I am lubed I can fuck her with the hole stimulating my shaft wonderfully! The back rest is just right to press against and make my crotch feel good too. (It is great fun to watch the cum spurt out of the hole as you orgasm. If you really are excited you might even shoot past the chair seat, but usually my semen just lands on the towel I put in the seat.) So far it’s easy to wipe the lube and any cum off the painted surface. I suppose that I could kneel with my knees on the seat and fuck Elsa from the front, going down into her hole, but since she is only rated for about 225 pounds, I don’t want to risk breaking her.

When I was looking online I also found a wine barrel rocking chair http://www.barrelsoffunsantarosa.com/Wi … airs.html which looks much more substantial. The hole looks a little lower and maybe bigger, but I still think it would be a great furniture fuck. I may save up and buy one of these too.

There is a third chair I’m thinking of trying sometime, too: https://image.rakuten.co.jp/livingut/ca … 080-1.jpg Looks like you could lie across it and have your genitals hang free below you they way Richard described lying on the hotel luggage racks. I can think of a lot of fun to have with this chair. 

But right now I’m so turned on by Elsa that I’m screwing her almost daily.  

Let me know if you find a similar piece of furniture to love ….