From celebrity masturbators caught red-handed pleasuring themselves in public places like Fred Willard and Paul “Pee Wee Herman” Rubens to a woman caught using a sex toy and watching porn while driving, to a man caught pleasuring himself on a park bench with his shirt off using an armless mannequin, here are the most shameless people ever caught masturbating in public. Enjoy (in private)!
I got daring and pulled my pants down to my ankles. The summer breeze blew through the open truck windows, across my genitalia. The breeze mixed with the scent of my pre-cum smelled so sweet. I looked at Paula’s sexy bare feet, up those pretty legs, across that tummy, past those small but firm and pert breasts to that pretty face, relaxing as if asleep. This masturbation felt so good and I did not want it to stop.
Grover and the Hardware Store Remind Me of My Muse
BY IN LOVE WITH KATE MOSS
Erected approximately five thousand years ago, Stonehenge has been an object of speculation in the minds of many throughout modern times. Once thought to have been a primitive astronomical observatory, or a gathering place for bizarre pagan sacrifices, or a location for religious rituals performed by Celtic priests, the truth has turned out to be much more obvious. Stonehenge was constructed by our pragmatic male ancestors in order to conduct large-scale circle jerks. ….