Earl Flen: FANTASY MEMORIES OF MOM

by Earl Flen

Don’t we all love Richard’s “Images for Masturbators”??? Sometimes a MasturbationMuse picture needs more than a quick caption. This one aroused me so much that I had to add a script after I began masturbating to it! … Enjoy!  

FANTASY MEMORIES OF MOM

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““I know. I like looking at it too. I think pussies are beautiful. (Don’t you think my pussy is beautiful?) Sometimes, before you get home from school, I just can’t wait to get it naked. I stand in front of that mirror over there and pull my panties down and just look at it. I get so excited anticipating what my pussy is going to make you do when you get here that I’ll even finger myself. Yes, surprise, your momma masturbates her pussy! Just a little – to make it wet for you.  I’m so often in such a hurry for you to get home!         Continue reading here  http://cummingforyou.blogspot.com/2015/04/fantasy-memories-of-mom.html

And here’s the rest of the text,:    Continue reading

Pollinating the forest

Recently I was riding my bike in the National Forest. I stopped on a lonely stretch, to take a piss. My thought turned to masturbation as soon as my penis was in my hand, as it does for all chronic masturbators. I was suddenly filled with a perverse urge to jack off then and there. If you have seen a National Forest lately, you know they are posted all over with signs warning you of the rules and things you can’t do. I looked closely at one of the nearby signs, and it said nothing about masturbating. So I wanked happily away until I ejaculated all over a bush. It felt so organic and natural.

Earl Flen: Granny Begins My Addiction

Granny Begins My Addiction

By Earl Flen

If I am a chronically addicted masturbator (and I am), my first “pusher” was my grandmother. It was she who “strung me out” and made me so that any time I get the chance, I masturbate, even after all these years since she first got me addicted to it.

When I was about 11 my parents sent me to stay with her for a week while they went out of town. I told my mother I didn’t want to stay with Grandma because she was fat and I didn’t like her. And she was fat, around 250 pounds, I guess. She had a bulging tummy, fat thighs and a huge ass. She sort of rolled when she walked and I thought she was awful. My mother just smiled and told me that’s where I was going anyway.

At Grandma’s house, I stayed in my room as much as I could. I had learned to masturbate that summer and I thought that it would be the perfect time to jack off. Grandma was just letting me be alone in the guest room. I waited until I knew she was downstairs watching her TV and then I pulled my pants down and began to jerk off. Just as I was really getting into it, I looked up to see Grandma standing in the bedroom doorway. The look on her face scared me and my erection immediately deflated.

“Get your pants on and come downstairs immediately!” she said and went away.   Continue reading

I like Public Masturbation too

from Wank Log: Public Masturbation 

… So I ventured out side. First the back garden. Which is still a fairly good place to head out to. It is quiet, calm and during school semesters, very, very private. It is quite a different feeling lying on the grass masturbating, the feeling of sun on your body. Also the clean up is real, real easy. If you roll over, or stand up just before orgasm, you can blow a load over pretty much anything and just walk away. …

I have masturbated in a flood-control preserve inside a major city. I rode my mountain bike there, then noticing that there was complete privacy, I got the urge to pull down my bike shorts and  masturbate then and there. I could hardly get erect, being so nervous, but the nervous energy of the fear made the orgasm particularly intense. Continue reading

Wank Bank – Voicemail from Masturbators – (2/14)

Voicemails from Masturbators

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peepee masturbator 2/12/19 7:00 PM
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Wank Bank – Voicemail from Masturbators – (2/20)

Voicemails from Masturbators

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peepee masturbator 2/20/19 10:24 PM
peepee masturbator 2/20/19 10:24 PM Yeah. Hey Richard. I’m definitely in in need of some some masturbation support this evening. I’ve been masturbating myself require. I wish there was a place adult man, like myself could go to and sit with a a masturbation guide like yourself, you know an adult another adult male fully clothed and like a clinical setting where I am allowed to masturbate. I’m allowed to masturbate. Oh, yeah, I’m about to masturbate. Richard masturbating myself
 
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Hartford 1903 2/19/19 11:43 PM
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Jane from Chicago 2/16/19 9:41 AM
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Wank Bank – Voicemail from Masturbators – (2/10)

Voicemails from Masturbators

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Jane from Chicago 2/10/19 9:09 AM
Jane from Chicago 2/10/19 9:09 AM Oh, yeah. Janet oh get that pussy. Yeah. Oh, yeah. humping humping on my vibrator I need it so bad. Oh, yeah. phone Oh. Oh. Oh buddy up. song Yes. What a nice orgasm. Hello been rubbing my pussy for about an hour and a half. 2 hours, maybe I’m just put it on a pillow and lay down it. Oh. I have to be somewhere in 19 minutes. Oh my God, I do I needed to come.
 
Chuck 2/4/19 3:00 PM
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