Podcasturbation #08-0629: Ruined Orgasm

Podcasturbation #08-0629: Ruined Orgasm

We explore (and experience) the exquisite agony of the ruined orgasm.

(There are some silence gaps on this recording)

[mast] [masturbation] [orgasm] [ruined orgasm] [denial] [edging] [ejaculation] [handjob] [JOI][teasing] [advice to masturbators]

Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/


 

Podcasturbation ##08-0617: Fundamentals of Edging for Newly Chronic Masturbators

Podcasturbation ##08-0617: Fundamentals of Edging for Newly Chronic Masturbators

I recently read a sad fact in a masturbation survey: only 9% of straight male masturbators go for more than 20 minutes before ejaculating. Any seriously chronic masturbator feels pity for males unaware of the basic technique of edging and life’s greatest pleasure: extended near-orgasmic bliss. In fact, I might argue that the practice of edging is what separates the true chronic masturbator from a merely recreational masturbator. This got me to thinking that we need a Public Service Announcement for newly-chronic masturbators to introduce them to the art of edging. This podasturbation is intended to fill that need.

(There are some silence gaps in this recording.)

[mast] [masturbation] [gooning] [orgasm] [chronic] [edging] [JOE] [JOI] [moaning] [training [advice to masturbators]

Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/


 

Podcasturbation #08-0608: The sofa-sexual masturbator: couch copulation and furniture fucking

Podcasturbation #08-0608: The sofa-sexual masturbator: couch copulation and furniture fucking

Solo-sexual chronic masturbators often exhibit tendencies of sofa-sexuality. You won’t find that term (yet) in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, although there are a few scattered uses of it on the Web. I take sofa-sexuality to mean deriving gratification from sexual intercourse with a sofa (as opposed to on a sofa), chair, or other consenting adult furniture.  I use it interchangeably with the alliterative phrases couch copulation and furniture fucking.

Though society may disparage having sex with furniture, there is much to recommend it. Furniture is both accommodative and non-judgmental, allowing even the shyest and most insecure male to practice important coital positions and movements without fear of failure or rejection. Many adolescent males develop sexual skill and confidence by copulating with couches before moving on to more conventional human partners. Chronic masturbators may continue the practice into maturity, in addition to or even in place of intercourse with a partner. I am one of those, and in this audio program I offer my personal history and thoughts on sofa-sexuality as I penetrate deeply into the matter until thoroughly exhausted.

[mast] [masturbation] [gooning] [orgasm] [chronic] [moaning] [pathetic] [furniture fucking]

Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/


 

The Onania Masturbator Registry

The Onania Masturbator Registry

To facilitate masturbator-to-masturbator contacts, we have implemented a contact registry inside the Onania Masturbator Forum.   If you would like to contact other masturbators, or invite them to contact you, please join the Forum and place your contact information in the Onania Masturbator Registry. You must be a member of the Forum to participate. 

(Note: the Onania Masturbator Registry replaces the former list of Masturbator Support Associates)

 

Podcasturbation #08-0530: Pussy Pants

Podcasturbation #08-0530: Pussy Pants

A masturbator is nothing if not ingenious in his obsession. Here is a way I have devised to combine the advantages of self-stimulation with the classic feeling of penetration and thrusting. 

[mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [gooning] [orgasm][thrusting] [penitration] [plastic pussy] [cuming in pants] [chronic]  [pathetic] [penis babble] [philosophy of masturbation] [advice to masturbators]

 


 

Podcasturbation #08-0519: Are you a moaner?

Podcasturbation #08-0519: Are you a moaner?

We all know about females who respond so strongly in sex they lose it all and moan uncontrollably. But what about male masturbators? Do you moan like a woman getting fucked? Download the file, pull your pants down, and moan along with me.

[mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [orgasm] [chronic] [embarrassment] [JOE] [moaning] [stupid] [penis babble] [philosophy of masturbation]


 

Podcasturbation #08-0511c: I’d like to ask you a personal question: Are you a masturbator? – Part 3

Podcasturbation #08-0511c: I’d like to ask you a personal question: Are you a masturbator? – Part 3

A podcasturbation questionnaire in 3 parts. I go over the warning signs of masturbation addiction and ask you to consider whether they apply. I illustrate with my own experiences. Each part ends with my orgasm, and perhaps yours as well.

[mast] [masturbation] [therapy] [counseling] [chronic] [addiction] [edging] [embarrassment] [helpless] [JOE] [pathetic] [philosophy of masturbation] [advice to masturbators]

 


 

Podcasturbation #08-0511b: I’d like to ask you a personal question: Are you a masturbator? – Part 2

Podcasturbation #08-0511b: I’d like to ask you a personal question: Are you a masturbator? – Part 2

A podcasturbation questionnaire in 3 parts. I go over the warning signs of masturbation addiction and ask you to consider whether they apply. I illustrate with my own experiences. Each part ends with my orgasm, and perhaps yours as well.

[mast] [masturbation] [therapy] [counseling] [chronic] [addiction] [edging] [embarrassment] [helpless] [JOE] [pathetic] [philosophy of masturbation] [advice to masturbators]

 


 

Podcasturbation #08-0511a: I’d like to ask you a personal question: Are you a masturbator? – Part 1

Podcasturbation #08-0511a: I’d like to ask you a personal question: Are you a masturbator? – Part 1

A podcasturbation questionnaire in 3 parts. I go over the warning signs of masturbation addiction and ask you to consider whether they apply. I illustrate with my own experiences. Each part ends with my orgasm, and perhaps yours as well.

[mast] [masturbation] [therapy] [counseling] [chronic] [addiction] [edging] [embarrassment] [helpless] [JOE] [pathetic] [philosophy of masturbation] [advice to masturbators]


 

Podcasturbation #07-1005: The Slippery Slope

Podcasturbation #07-1005: The Slippery Slope

We’ve all been there. We shouldn’t masturbate today. We won’t masturbate today. And then a stray erotic thought … and before we know it we are sliding down the slippery slope of temptation.

[mast] [masturbation] [ramblefap] [chronic] [addiction] [can’t stop] [embarrassment] [shame] [weakness] [philosophy of masturbation] [giving in] [personal history]