Podcasturbation #16-0519: The Post-Pussy Masturbator

Podcasturbation #16-0519: The Post-Pussy Masturbator

Are you still able to have vaginal intercourse? Or have you become a post-pussy masturbator? If not yet, you eventually will, and sooner than you think. This podcasturbation discusses the three phases of the heterosexual male masturbator: pre-pussy, intra-pussy, and post-pussy. The post-pussy phase is explored, in both its negative and positive aspects. 

[chronic]  [masturbation] [humiliation] [namecalling] [degradation] [pathetic] [impotence] [erectile disorder] [philosophy of masturbation]

Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/


 

Podcasturbation #16-0118: Less is More: A Small Penis is Best for Masturbators

Podcasturbation #16-0118: Less is More: A Small Penis is Best for Masturbators

Do you have a small penis? You are lucky. Small penises are best for chronic masturbators like you. If you don’t have a small penis, then you can enjoy small penis envy in this podcasturbation.

[chronic]  [masturbation] [embarrassment]  [humiliation] [namecalling] [degradation] [pathetic] [small penis] [sph]

Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/


 

Podcasturbation #15-0918: Masturbators masturbating to masturbation

Podcasturbation #15-0918: Masturbators masturbating to masturbation

What is it about that word, “masturbation”? Or the act itself? One of the defining characteristics of a true chronic masturbator is fascination with everything about the act, and with other masturbators. Are you a masturbator who masturbates to masturbation? 

[chronic]  [masturbation] [edging] [teasing] [denial] [namecalling] [JOE] [ramblefap] [philosophy of masturbation] 

Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/


 

Podcasturbation #08-0605: I’m out when she’s out

Podcasturbation #08-0605: I’m out when she’s out

This is a quickie (11 minutes) I recorded at my desk a few minutes ago. It’s getting to be a habit: as soon as my wife goes out, I take it out. I had only a few minutes, so I masturbated as much as I could and recorded it. Finished up so I wouldn’t get caught with my pants down; I’m supposed to be working, after all.

Do you like quickies too? 

[mast] [masturbation] [quickie] [chronic] [pathetic] 

Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/


 

Podcasturbation #08-0808: Quickie plastic pussy fuck

Podcasturbation #08-0808: Quickie plastic pussy fuck

Taking advantage of a few minutes alone, I whip out my plastic pussy. Sometimes I just want to fuck something. 

[mast] [masturbation] [quickie] [plastic pussy] [fleshlight] [chronic] [pathetic] [stupid] [ramblefap] [gooning] [penis babble] 

Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/


 

Podcasturbation #15-0203: Couch Pussy Pitty-Fuck

Podcasturbation #15-0203: Couch Pussy Pitty-Fuck

Hey, Masturbator — are you getting any pussy? I didn’t think so. What you need is a pittyfuck, and the sure way to get one is from a couch. What, you’ve never humped a couch? Just get out your FleshLight or make a homemade rubber pussy, and let’s get a couch pussy pittyfuck. (Sorry about the audio clicks on this recording). 

[pity fuck] [mast] [masturbation] [chronic] [degradation] [humiliation] [JOI] [pathetic] [plastic pussy] [couch pussy] [furniture fucking] [advice to masturbators]

Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/


 

Podcasturbation #15-0126: Introduction to Moaning / Gooning for Masturbators 101

Podcasturbation #15-0126: Introduction to Moaning / Gooning for Masturbators 101

This podcasturbation covers the fundamentals of masturbatory vocalization. We describe masturbatory best practices of moaning, groaning, and gooning, in order to amplify the physical gratification of masturbation. We consider why some masturbators may miss this enhanced level of pleasure, due to shyness, embarrassment, or misplaced male role modeling. If you are a silent masturbator, you will gain insight to your inhibitions and gain gratification-enhancing vocal skills. If you are already a moaner/groaner/gooner you will enjoy the opportunity to practice your vocalization technique along with me.

[mast] [masturbation] [chronic] [edging] [JOI] [moaning] [penis] [stupid] [training [gooning] [penis babble] [advice to masturbators]

Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/


 

Podcasturbation #14-1216: Emasculated by masturbation

Podcasturbation #14-1216: Emasculated by masturbation

Are you a manly masturbator? Or do you feel that a lifetime of chronic masturbation has emasculated you, destroyed your manhood, taken away your natural maleness? And does that arouse you to even more masturbation and emasculation? You are not alone. 

[mast] [masturbation]  [chronic] [emasculation] [degradation] [humiliation] [namecalling] [pathetic] [philosophy of masturbation] 

Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/


 

Podcasturbation #14-1210: Taking my new plastic pussy for a test fuck

Podcasturbation #14-1210: Taking my new plastic pussy for a test fuck

Sometimes masturbators feel the need to thrust and penetrate like normal males. Since we can’t handle real pussy, a plastic pussy allows us to satisfy this instinctive male urge. I have a collection of plastic pussies, each with its own characteristic feel. In this podcasturbation I try out one I recently acquired.

In two parts: Part A | Part B

[mast] [masturbation] [plastic pussy] [chronic] [pussy teasing] [JOE] [moaning] [pathetic] [stupid] [ramblefap] [philosophy of masturbation]

Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/


 

Podcasturbation #11-0513 : How Long Can You Hold It?

Podcasturbation #11-0513 : How Long Can You Hold It?

Feedback from listeners convinces me that edging and orgasm control games are among the most popular themes in my podcasturbations, especially the “Red Light / Green Light” game. Here is a long one for you. How long can you hold it?

(some audio problems on this one)

[mast] [masturbation] [orgasm control] [red light / green light] [chronic] [teasing] [denial] [edging] [ejaculation]  [humiliation] [JOI] [namecalling] [advice to masturbators]

Produced by Onania.Org/asm http://onania.org/asm/