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I got very experimental with my masturbation in my early teens and experimenting with a vacuum was no exception. My mom had a vacuum cleaner that you pulled around and had several attachments. I was constantly on the look out to stick my cock in any hole that presented itself in my house. And I noticed that one of the attachments had a hole that looked just the right size for my cock. So one morning when everyone was gone, I turned the vacuum cleaner on and stuck my flaccid cock into the attachment. The feeling was amazing and it didn’t take me long to get a hard on and didn’t take me much longer to shoot my sperm load. And I didn’t need to clean up afterwards, or so I thought. I must have used that vacuum cleaner about 3 times a day for about a month, before it disappeared. Guess my mom figured out what I was doing with it, and in retrospect, she must have seen the cum stains everywhere, from the attachments all the way to the bag, so it wouldn’t have been hard to figure out what I was using the vacuum cleaner for, and she didn’t want me abusing myself. I sure missed that vacuum cleaner!
Here’s a vid of a bator abusing a vacuum cleaner.
That’s exactly what happened to a 19-year-old man in Queensland, Australia. The flooding was so fast, and so massive that all he had time to do was hold on for dear life. The water swept the ‘couple’ away and except for being a little embarrassing, the man was really lucky.
I got very experimental with my masturbation in my early teens and experimenting with a vacuum was no exception. My mom had a vacuum cleaner that you pulled around and had several attachments. I was constantly on the look out to stick my cock in any hole that presented itself in my house. And I noticed that one of the attachments had a hole that looked just the right size for my cock. So one morning when everyone was gone, I turned the vacuum cleaner on and stuck my flaccid cock into the attachment. The feeling was amazing and it didn’t take me long to get a hard on and didn’t take me much longer to shoot my sperm load. And I didn’t need to clean up afterwards, or so I thought. I must have used that vacuum cleaner about 3 times a day for about a month, before it disappeared. Guess my mom figured out what I was doing with it, and in retrospect, she must have seen the cum stains everywhere, from the attachments all the way to the bag, so it wouldn’t have been hard to figure out what I was using the vacuum cleaner for, and she didn’t want me abusing myself. I sure missed that vacuum cleaner!
Here’s a vid of a bator abusing a vacuum cleaner.
The paper warns that many sex toys including “dildos, vibrators and anal plugs” contain large amounts of toxic substances like plasticizers (additives which give dildos their penis-like flexibility). When absorbed through mucous membranes these dispersants “can lead to infertility, hormone imbalances, diabetes and obesity.”
via Germany’s Green Party Warns Against Sex-Toys, Promotes Safe Masturbation | Death and Taxes.
I’m just a regular guy who likes to masturbate a bit more than a regular guy. Well, make that a lot more. Sometimes when I have a girlfriend, I don’t masturbate as much. But as soon as I’m single…wow…it just hits me that I really miss sex. It was about 3 years ago when I was between girlfriends that I discovered male masturbators. I was sick and tired of using my hand and experiencing the same feeling over and over. I made a trip to a local sex shop and found a few types of male masturbators that actually felt like a real mouth or a real pussy!
via The Male Masturbator Review Page.
We are for masturbation and safe sex, and we wrote this blog so that you can learn how to safely sexually please yourself, and give techniques on better masturbation.
You will also find tips and advice on using the popular male sex toy: The Fleshlight!
Over the past few years, women’s toys have made tremendous progress in the areas of quality and design, but there haven’t been as many good options for men looking for masturbation sleeves. The Tenga Flip offers a men’s sex toy the way it should be done: easy to clean, feels great, looks attractive, and is fun to use. This is my most highly recommended men’s masturbation sleeve, hands down (or wrapped around, as the case may be).
video review via Go head-over-heels for the Tenga Flip | Exploring Intimacy.
a masturbator wrote:
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Hey guys. I had a terrific masturbation session yesterday, which resulted in an almost continuous orgasm. After the final spasms, the feelings continued to radiate throughout my body for hours. I got to thinking about it, and the closest thing I could think about was the feeling of being shocked by electricity (like grabbing an electric fence like some of us country boys did as kids, or being shocked by household current.)
You feel the shock at the sight of contact, but you also feel it in your entire body. At the moment it’s happening, you can think of nothing else . . . in fact, you can’t think at all. You are merely experiencing the electricity, and your body and mind are transported to a feeling you never feel in your every day life.
This is sort of what my session was like yesterday. It was a cyber session that lasted close to 2 hours . . . I was on cam masturbating for a bud, and we were talking on mic. The point of the session was for me to demonstrate to him my masturbation, holding nothing back, and making it as open and uninhibited as possible.
I soon started edging, and my penis was leaking pre cum. I rode the waves of edging, climbing the peaks, almost losing control…then calming down.
After doing this several times, I decided I was going to go ahead and give myself orgasm, because I was sure I could do it more than once.
I did . . . gooned on penis, got lost in the bate and this time let myself go all the way and ejaculated.
But that was just the beginning…for the next hour, I continued to masturbate and edge, but I was so close, so edged, so gooned, that the line between orgasm and not was so fine that I could barely discern the difference. It was almost like I was experiencing extended continual orgasm.
Several times I had “mini cums” where the semen drooled out of my penis without full orgasm. I got more and more lost in my masturbation, closer and closer to the edge, until I was so close that I was practically suspended in time.
This is when it became “electric.” My Penis was the point of contact, but my entire body was involved. I was tingling, out of control, couldn’t let go, and couldn’t think. I was experiencing nothing except orgasm.I was living in the edge . . . being shocked . . . in contact with the electricity of extended masturbatory orgasm.
When I couldn’t stand it any longer, I let go of that one last final bit of control, and full on orgasmed with ejaculation again. It was mind blowing, body shaking.
The after effects lasted in my body for many hours, the same way you feel the effects of electricity after being shocked. Something that powerful has run through your body, and there is residual tingling, aching, and yearning to do it all over again.
I wish all of you the unbelievable joys and bliss that only a compulsive masturbator discovers. I feel sorry for the men who never discover this. They are not living their full potential and blessings of being male.
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