Podcasturbation overview [Periodic Posting]

htill If you ever suspected that podcasting is just another form of masturbation, you were right! These audio recordings feature both mental and physical masturbation –stream-of-consciousness essays composed during my (too) numerous masturbation sessions. A lot of the podcasturbations are of a personal nature, reflections on living with chronic masturbation addiction.

For all Podcasturbations, click http://onania.org/asm/archives/category/original-ejaculations/podcasturbations

WARNING: these podcasturbation contain candid discussion of male masturbation and recordings of actual masturbatory orgasms. The listener may experience sexual arousal and feel an urge to masturbate. Males wishing to limit or refrain from chronic masturbatory gratification are advised not to listen.

The Batehole: My Masturbation History: Vacuum Cleaner

I got very experimental with my masturbation in my early teens and experimenting with a vacuum was no exception. My mom had a vacuum cleaner that you pulled around and had several attachments. I was constantly on the look out to stick my cock in any hole that presented itself in my house. And I noticed that one of the attachments had a hole that looked just the right size for my cock. So one morning when everyone was gone, I turned the vacuum cleaner on and stuck my flaccid cock into the attachment. The feeling was amazing and it didn’t take me long to get a hard on and didn’t take me much longer to shoot my sperm load. And I didn’t need to clean up afterwards, or so I thought. I must have used that vacuum cleaner about 3 times a day for about a month, before it disappeared. Guess my mom figured out what I was doing with it, and in retrospect, she must have seen the cum stains everywhere, from the attachments all the way to the bag, so it wouldn’t have been hard to figure out what I was using the vacuum cleaner for, and she didn’t want me abusing myself. I sure missed that vacuum cleaner!

Here’s a vid of a bator abusing a vacuum cleaner.

via The Batehole: My Masturbation History: Vacuum Cleaner.

HOW TO WATCH INTERNET PORN AND NOT GET CAUGHT

I go to the public library sometimes to use the free Internet. So does a guy that likes to watch porn. There I am, checking my email and whatnot, when all of a sudden I glance over to a face full of ass and balls. It doesn’t really bother me – I visit PrettyFatAndNaked.com all the time. However, unlike this guy, I have a healthy amount of shame that prohibits me from doing so in public. If you’re a normal guy like me (and I use the term loosely), you don’t like people finding out about your porn habits.

Unlike some of my friends, I’ve never been caught with my pants down. They claim I’m lucky, but luck has nothing to do with. I have system, and after you read this article, you will too. Here’s how to watch Internet porn and not get caught:

via THE FLINT SKINNY: HOW TO WATCH INTERNET PORN AND NOT GET CAUGHT.

Lube Lessons (for the chronic masturbator)

Over time, sexual relationships grow stale – even tired, old, and covered with sores. The intimate personal bond you share with yourself is the most stable and enduring, but even this can lose its zip. This is most unfortunate. While a subscription to the right magazine, regular Internet use and weekly episodes of G-String Divas can help keep things fresh, the simple use of new textural pleasures (i.e. lubricants) is often overlooked. As a service to Ooze’s male readers (the girls can make their own gravy), I spent six weeks slathering myself with various lubes, lotions, gels and jellies in the most degrading, disturbing and self-gratifying ways to get the lowdown

via Lube Lessons (for the chronic masturbator).

Electric Orgasm

a masturbator wrote:

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Hey guys. I had a terrific masturbation session yesterday, which resulted in an almost continuous orgasm. After the final spasms, the feelings continued to radiate throughout my body for hours. I got to thinking about it, and the closest thing I could think about was the feeling of being shocked by electricity (like grabbing an electric fence like some of us country boys did as kids, or being shocked by household current.)
You feel the shock at the sight of contact, but you also feel it in your entire body. At the moment it’s happening, you can think of nothing else . . . in fact, you can’t think at all. You are merely experiencing the electricity, and your body and mind are transported to a feeling you never feel in your every day life.
This is sort of what my session was like yesterday. It was a cyber session that lasted close to 2 hours . . . I was on cam masturbating for a bud, and we were talking on mic. The point of the session was for me to demonstrate to him my masturbation, holding nothing back, and making it as open and uninhibited as possible.
I soon started edging, and my penis was leaking pre cum. I rode the waves of edging, climbing the peaks, almost losing control…then calming down.
After doing this several times, I decided I was going to go ahead and give myself orgasm, because I was sure I could do it more than once.
I did . . . gooned on penis, got lost in the bate and this time let myself go all the way and ejaculated.
But that was just the beginning…for the next hour, I continued to masturbate and edge, but I was so close, so edged, so gooned, that the line between orgasm and not was so fine that I could barely discern the difference. It was almost like I was experiencing extended continual orgasm.
Several times I had “mini cums” where the semen drooled out of my penis without full orgasm. I got more and more lost in my masturbation, closer and closer to the edge, until I was so close that I was practically suspended in time.
This is when it became “electric.” My Penis was the point of contact, but my entire body was involved. I was tingling, out of control, couldn’t let go, and couldn’t think. I was experiencing nothing except orgasm.I was living in the edge . . . being shocked . . . in contact with the electricity of extended masturbatory orgasm.
When I couldn’t stand it any longer, I let go of that one last final bit of control, and full on orgasmed with ejaculation again. It was mind blowing, body shaking.
The after effects lasted in my body for many hours, the same way you feel the effects of electricity after being shocked. Something that powerful has run through your body, and there is residual tingling, aching, and yearning to do it all over again.
I wish all of you the unbelievable joys and bliss that only a compulsive masturbator discovers. I feel sorry for the men who never discover this. They are not living their full potential and blessings of being male.

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Cam4 blog | Masturbation – To “Go Dry” or “Go Wet”

Many men like to masturbate with some kind of lubrication and others don’t bother. One factor to consider is whether or not you’re circumcised. If you were never circumcised then you probably don’t need lubrication as the uncircumcised hood that covers the head of your penis protects it from being abraded by movements that cause friction.

If you’re circumcised, you can either “go dry” or “go wet.” In the dry technique, you either grip your penis and make the most of the mobility of the top layer of skin (most effective if the skin is somewhat loose), or you grip lightly and slide your fingers across the surface of your penis. However sometimes dry masturbation creates too much friction and makes the penis feel numb. For this reason, many guys prefer to masturbate “wet” — they use lubrication.

more via Cam4 blog | Masturbation – To “Go Dry” or “Go Wet”.

Edging idea

a masturbator wrote:

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Sometimes the simplest solutions can be the most fun.
Have you tried the Deck-of-Cards? Take a standard 52
card deck, shuffle well, and place face down. Turn up
one card at a time, with a pause to go half soft
between each draw (my rule is that the cock has to go
below the horizontal before a new draw — my vic is
always sitting up str8 or standing).
– The number on the card is the number of strokes
allowed/required. EJACULATION IS STRICTLY FORBIDDEN
DURING THIS GAME! Ace=1 stroke, Jack=11, Queen=12,
King=13 (kings are LUCKY!). Get a few low cards in a
row and the game seems lonnnng and slowwww. Get a few
picture cards and it’s teetering dangerously on the
brink. The required pause to go “half soft” between
draws can add a tremendous element of frustration. You
are just GETTING THERE and you have to let go and
quit! The game is also good because when done right it
will take about 45 mins to an hour — a good length
for a daily edge-torture session.
– Let us know how it turns out.   –Rusty
PS– After finishing all 52 cards, shuffle again. Cut
the deck at random. A picture card or and Ace and he
gets to cumm. Any number card and he has to hold it
till tomorrow, go through the deck again, and wait to
see what TOMORROW’s cut of the cards will bring! The
odds are a little lower than 1-in-3 that he will get
to shoot. Of course, with random drawing, he might get
to shoot 2 days in a row, or have to hold out for 7 or
8 days, NEVER KNOWING if today will be the day he gets
to UNLOAD — arrrgh!
PPS– This also makes a great solo game for any of
youse PERV-EDGERS out there.

Towards The Edge (2) « peaks-n-pulses

The exercises I am going to quote in this post are demonstrating the very ordered and definite layout you will find in publications. In addition, the following three exercises reflect the tantric approach to edging. They are recommended in a book on ejaculation mastery and prolonged sex…..

via Towards The Edge (2) « peaks-n-pulses.

Towards The Edge (1) « peaks-n-pulses

The most difficult aspect of edging may in fact be that of avoiding ejaculation! To stay (securely) away from PONR while feeling damn close. Trying this for an extended period of time is a tough game, at least for an apprentice edger. But you can exercise to neglect PONR, you can learn and overcome the urge.

via Towards The Edge (1) « peaks-n-pulses.