Really, a way to measure penis size. Honestly

I had an epiphany.

A way to measure your penis.

No cheating allowed.

1. Get a large glass or tumbler full of water.

2. Get the best ? erection you can accomplish.

3. In the shower or tub hold the full water glass under you.

4. Stick your penis down into the water as far as it can possibly go.

5. No cheating by letting your scrotum in with the shaft of your penis.

Now, the measuring:

6. See exactly how many ounces of water it takes to re-fill the glass.

THAT, fellow FLiers, is the volume of your penis.

Pure and simple.

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Itsy-Bitsy-Teenie-Weenie [podcasturbation]

A Pants-Down Podcasturbation

I want to ask you a very personal question: How small is your penis? Not “what size” or “how large”, but “how small is it?”. If this question seems offensive or stupid, then please ignore this podcasturbation. But if your little dickie twitches when somebody asks that, then pull out your itsy-bitsy-teenie-weenie and prepare to enjoy a little “small penis humiliation”.

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First night at ranch I had to watch pin dick hubby get humiliated as he tried to fuck wife!

First night at ranch I had to watch pin dick hubby get humiliated as he tried to fuck wife!

I was put in a chair next to the bed, she was telling him about me as they got undressed and climbed onto the bed. His cock was short AND thin, maybe four and a half inches long and not very round, I looked down and my cock in my hand suddenly looked mammoth.. She had him like her pussy for a bit, she wanted to hear what I would do to her with my big cock if i wasn’t such a jerk-off. …

kyle’s storys of shame: kyle’s little problem

Masturbator with a small penis humiliated at kyle’s storys of shame: kyle’s little problem 

…“Have you ever… tasted your own cum?”
“What? No!” he couldn’t help sounding guilty.
Jenna knew he was lying from first hand experience. One time she went to have coffee with an old boyfriend but came back home early to check on Kyle through a window. Sure enough she saw him lying on the kitchen floor with his undies around his ankles, furiously abusing himself. She had never seen anyone jerk so fast in her life. Soon Kyle was shooting load after load all over his chest, face and the kitchen floor. He lay there for a moment, twitching. Then he looked at the cum all over his chest, not knowing what to do without something to wipe it on. With sad resignation he wiped up the semen with his fingers and licked them clean. As Jenna watched him lick up the last droplets off the floor on his hands and knees she thought this freak could never make her happy. It was time for a plan….

kyle’s storys of shame: kyle’s little problem

Looks like this blogger might have some good stories forthcoming.