The Blog of Pornographicus, The History of the Great American Masturbator – Part 7

This entry continues the reposting of my epic-length personal history regarding my pursuit of pornography and masturbation. For those of my readers that are be new to The Blog of Pornographicus and interested in reading the entire saga, each “chapter” can always be found linked on my About Pornographicus page.

… This particular chapter marked my return to writing this story after a break that lasted over a year.  …  After having deviated from the chronological time line back in Part 6 to cover my history with phone sex, I return now to where I left off in Part 5.

… via The Blog of Pornographicus.

The Blog of Pornographicus – History of the Great American Masturbator part 6

Pornographicus continues his personal history of a masturbator

Let me make it very clear that the following — especially the parts about me calling support and help lines to make dirty phone calls — is simply a retelling of my actual activities as a very young and ignorant horny teenager. I am not proud of what I did in these areas nor do I suggest in any way that anybody should ever engage in an obscene phone call with an unknowing and/or unwilling participant. I am sharing this part of my story not to titillate, but to share my own experiences with pure, unvarnished, 100% truth so that people can learn from it or so others can not feel so alone and/or guilty for similarly bad things they did in the past in order to achieve sexual gratification.

via The Blog of Pornographicus.

The Blog of Pornographicus, The History of the Great American Masturbator – Part 3

It’s time again to bring out another “chapter” of my personal pornography and masturbation history. As with the previous two parts, this was posted in the original version of OnaniaSupport as well as on the previous homes of this blog. In my completely biased opinion, this is probably the crown jewel of the series.

I don’t say that because I think it is the greatest contribution to the world of literature in the early 21st Century…I say it because I feel it is of the most interest to anybody who has become a dedicated/addicted masturbator. That is because this is the “chapter” where it all comes together for the very first time — love of, use of, and access to pornography intersecting with the curiosity and desire to “properly” masturbate with all of those things meeting at the right physiological time. In addition, I tried my best to describe it in as much detail as possible to both share my own story as well as bring forth the similar memories of those who would take the time to read this lengthy description.

more via The Blog of Pornographicus, The History of the Great American Masturbator – Part 3.

The Blog of Pornographicus, The History of the Great American Masturbator – Part 2

The following is another of the posts that I saved from the original version of OnaniaSupport group and have continued to carry with me on all of the previous homes of this blog. This is the second installment of my personal path towards becoming the fine masturbator and pornography collector that I am today. ;-)

more via The Blog of Pornographicus, The History of the Great American Masturbator – Part 2.

The History of the Great American Masturbator – Part 1

The masturbiography of Pornographicus

This is the first “chapter” of a multi-part autobiography I began writing in 2007. Even for me this is a long entry so please let me explain just a little bit of how this came about.
When I first discovered OnaniaSupport, I was literally overwhelmed to find a large community of people that discussed their masturbation habits and histories with such deep, explicit, and intimate detail. It almost immediately inspired me to start writing my own history in order to fully introduce myself to the group.
Once I got started, I realized I had retained so many precise memories of my first exposures to pornography and beyond that what I needed to get out of myself was not going to be appropriate for just one forum post. I then set about dividing my life up into eras and deciding how far along I could go in each one to keep the “chapters” somewhat tolerable.

continue at The Blog of Pornographicus, The History of the Great American Masturbator – Part 1

The Blog of Pornographicus: My 31st Anniversary

A leading masturbator writes:

My 31st Anniversary

Exactly thirty-one years ago on January 7, 1979, sometime between 1:15 a.m. and 1:29 a.m., after many months of purposefully trying to achieve this goal and at the age of 13 years and five months, I finally ejaculated semen for the first time.

If anybody reading that statement thinks I must be making it up — to remember a thing that happened so long ago with such incredible detail — I suggest going back to my blog entry about that night and general time in my life to see how the pursuit of my first orgasm was such a purposeful event that I will never forget even some of the most minor of details about it. Frankly, I am still pissed off that I forgot to look at the clock to get the time down even more precisely.

A lot of water has passed under the proverbial bridge since that wonderful early Sunday morning as well as a lot of semen into the proverbial tissue, wad of toilet paper, sock, rag, and whatever else I could put it in to hide it from my parents and various roommates and girlfriends over the years. Yet, I am still fascinated with that time in my life, that first ejaculation, and remain enamored with the whole process of masturbation and the acquisition of pornography. It interests me for myself as well as in how others do it for themselves.

continue at The Blog of Pornographicus: My 31st Anniversary.

The Blog of Pornographicus: Anything You Want

In case anybody reading this has not been following my blog for a long time, I have a very vivid imagination when it comes to looking at pornographic pictures. In many cases, I seem to be able to come up with all kinds of scenarios in my mind with a lot of photographs even to the point of sometimes actually “seeing” them move for me.

Even within such pictures, there usually are some limitations due to the pose, scenery, facial expression, age, race, and other factors. For instance, it’s next to impossible to be looking at a picture of an 18-year-old and think to oneself, “Oh, yes, teach me how to do it, Ms. Krabappel,” or view a picture of a mature model and fantasize that one is going to take her virginity.

Upon first glance, the picture I am sharing today might seem an easy mark to be quickly pigeonholed. However, look again…the body looks young but the face has some maturity. Is she just now “all grown up” or has she already “been to the big city” for a few years and now filled with experience in that petite body? Look at the facial expression…she might be happy to be gazed upon in her natural and vulnerable state or completely disgusted by the presence of someone she sees as a worthless pervert. Is she glad to be a fantasy muse or just doing something like putting up with a dirty old man for a few minutes after he gave her some rent money? Look at the pose…she could be moving forward or backward. Is she moving toward one’s penis, preparing to lie back to take in a penis or its semen on her skin, or ready to move in some other way to show more delights or further disgust?

via The Blog of Pornographicus: Anything You Want.

The Blog of Pornographicus: Ava’s Tits

My offering today comes courtesy of one of my loyal readers who I will identify simply as “Jack.” He e-mailed me a gallery of the lovely little morsel seen below known as Ava.

Once again, my selection of this picture is another example of how I can often deviate from my usual habit of wanting to see at least a hint of some beaver so I can think about ejaculating all over it or even inside of it. This wonderfully casual shot of Ava standing with her blouse open revealing two of the sweetest breasts one will ever see is so warm and inviting that I just had to keep it and stroke over it.

via The Blog of Pornographicus: Ava’s Tits.

Autobiography of a Masturbator: Porn O’Graphicus, Part 6

Here continues the personal sexual history of one of the web’s leading masturbators, Porn O’Graphicus.

See also Part 5

As I left you all in the previous “chapter” of my story, I had promised to begin as I headed off to college and had my first “real” experiences in adult video arcades. I was also considering whether to wrap this all up with that story and a few other items.
After thinking about it over the past few days, I have decided to postpone the arcade stuff and other things of that time to what will become Part 7, and that there probably will be Parts 8 and maybe 9. What I want to get to today is a story of something that kind of overlaps time-wise from the previous two chapters into what will be the time frame of Part 7. And, to be honest, it is something that actually goes through to this very day.

So, in this chapter, I bring you all to my discovery and use of that great masturbation aid…phone sex.

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