Some time ago I posted a single photo of me using my fleshlight. I’ve somewhat neglected it for a while, it’s just seemed like a lot of effort to get it out, ready and to clean up afterwards.
A few weeks ago I went on a short trip and had the foresight to bring it along with me. With nothing but time to enjoy and an awesome hotel room, I made excellent use of it.
Enjoy!
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Cam4 blog | Are (girl)friends electric?
Well we’ve come a long way since sticking your dick in the vacuum cleaner. Even the pocket pussy is, by today’s standards, a quaint novelty.
When the Real Doll emerged in 1996, manufactured by Abyss Creation in the US, it came as a great shock and an even greater thrill and really seemed to usher us into an era where the sex android was becoming possible. With their realistic silicone skin, actual hair, multiple fully functional orifices, and actual articulated skeletons allowing for anatomically correct positioning, etc, and a wide range of optional attribute, the Real Doll offered new hope that the lonely, socially-awkward and those unsatisfied with human interactions could have functional fulfilling physical relationships, at least with objects. Whether it was to be Rachel, the sophisticated professional or Pris, your basic pleasure model, was just a matter of taste. And $ 5,499 USD.
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Motel Rut [podcasturbation]
A Pants-Down Podcasturbation
As every chronic masturbator knows from personal experience, sometimes we go into masturbation “rut”, humping and rutting our hands and everything that doesn’t move fast enough, rutting like crazed minks. This is likely to happen when you are traveling alone and staying in a private and anonymous hotel room. I had that experience recently, staying several nights in a motel by myself. I masturbated every morning on waking and then again in the evening late into the night. I actually made two other audio recordings in addition to the podcasturbation during my highly fertile rutting phase. This podcasturbation specifically addresses the “going into rut” phenomenon, with examples of furniture fucking, glove fucking, and other serendipitous targets of opportunity.
Click to download or listen:
- Motel Rut, part 1 (10 min)
- Motel Rut, part 2 (24 min)
Note: if this is your first visit to my site, please see what it is about or listen to other of my podcasturbations.
I confessed FleshLight usage to friend who thought it was hilarious!!
I confessed FleshLight usage to friend who thought it was hilarious!!
It was almost the time she had to leave and she had me telling her the different ways I like to masturbate, which ones I like more, and of course, why I liked them so much. She had said she was going to let me cum so I was getting real excited. I had just shown her how I would masturbate when I very first started and I admitted that I had a FleshLight that I liked to fuck quite often. She thought that was fucking hilarious and made me get it out and show her me favorite ways of using it. She needed to go and said she would be back to watch more of me pathetically fucking a fake pussy, she also said I was going to have to wait to cum… Now I’m sitting here, still humping my FleshLight, waiting and hoping I will get to cum sometime soon
Design Your Own Fleshjack
Commercial site selling a plastic masturbation toy. With good intro videos of guys using it.
Artificial Vaginas – a brief road test
a masturbator said:
Not without some embaressment I recently purchased a flesh coloured
sleeve designed for male masturbation.
This is the first time I have purchased such an item and I thought I
would share my thoughts. It was much cheaper than the larger models
and I thought it would be a good place to start. Some of the larger
models look great but can be expensive.
The one i bought was only about 4 inches long with a couple of moulded
lips at one end – could be seen as vaginal or facial lips I guess. The
material really is quite tactile and nice to hold and squeeze.
Somewhere between firm and soft but spongy and giving like real flesh.
Colour was flesh pink. The cicular hole in the sleeve looked way to
small for a penis…only about the diameter of a pencil. I thought I
had wasted my money as my penis is fairly thick. However the amazing
thing is the material is so stretchy and pliable that the erct penis
can be forced thru the little hole with a little effort and once the
precum starts flowing the whole length becomes lubricated and can be
pumped up and down with the knob popping out ion the downstrok and
being completely encased on the upstoke. As a newcomer i found the
elasticity of the sleeve realistic and nicely tight but almost "too
tight" for me. A real vagina is of course an amazing thing and is very
elastic and can accomiodate all size cocks – but generally doesn’t grip
this tight!!
The item had 2 cute little handles on each side allowing you to hook
your thumb and finger into each side which helped with the grip and
prevented loss of grip when the precum was flying and the whole sleeve
became wet and slippery! I originally was hoping to use the device to
ask my Chinese massage lady if she would let me "practice" my hip
thrusting (thanks richard for that humiliating idea in an earlier
email) whilst she firmly held the sleeve and these little handles
appealed for that reason.
On the downside I think it is too short for me as I could not get a
sense of being "engulfed" by the vagna as either my knob protruded at
the nend orif I covered the knob then too much shaft was not being
squeezed by the sleeve "flesh".
I therefire suspect that the full length artificial vaginas will give
greter penis engulfment" but i will need to take care to buy one long
enough to take the full length of my erection.
As an aside, I rether prefer the concept of Germaine Greer who has
always argued that a woman’s vagina actively engulfs the penis rather
then agreeing that the penis is active in its penetration aspect. A
subtle but empowering idea both for women and for submissive males who
may struggle with the idea proposed by some feminists that sexual
intercourse is a form of penis aggression against the female and
constitutes a form of rape. The submissive can then understand that
his erection is necessary to allow satisfaction for the female vagina
which needs to engulf and bear down on, almost "absorb", the male penis
for her to feel satisfaction.
Fucking a glove
a masturbator said:
I have been getting bored my my standard jerking so I finally decided
to search the internet universe for you ways to get my high, and
whalla! I’m here. I have already learned a new trick and tried it out
yesterday. I saw a video on some website where a guy took a towle and
a latez glove and rolled it up and poured some oil in it. Well…
As I strolled through Lowes at a quick pace trying to find some latex
gloves my semi rigged hard on pushing gainst my khaki pants. I adjust
my tie hoping it will conceal the buldge at the checkout. I was
really looking forward to getting home.
I took of work a bit early just because it was slow plus I couldn’t
wait any longer to try out this new pocket pussy. I finally get home
after a longer than usual fight in traffic. The dog was crossing his
legs to use the bathroom so I put off my pleasure a bit longer.
I put on some loose shorts and took the dog out to the yard. I
started rubing my cock through my shorts and really felt a thick
prick becoming engorged just at the thought of fucking a rubber glove.
The dog finished up..thank goodness. I ran, not walked, up my stairs
to the bedroom. I searched the closet for the perfect towel, too big,
nope to small, ah just right. A soft terry cloth towel used to dry my
g/f hair.
I found some oil tucked away and proceed to follow the mans
directions. Lay the towel on a flat surface. Fold the towel over.
Place the latex glove at the end and leave about an 1.5" over the
edge of the towel. Slowly roll the towel up until you get a roll.
Take the 1.5" of glove and fold it back over the roll. Add oil and a
dick and you have pure pleasure.
My dick is so hard thinking of this right now. I have to remain
seated in case a customer comes in. BTW, I’m at work right now.
I layed down on my back, poured some oil in my personal pussy. I
started to slide my dick in but I guess I rolled it too tight because
I couldn’t even get the head of my 9" cock in. I undid the
contraption and rolled it a bit looser. Damn, still way too tight.
Again, ahh perfect. I layed my naked ass back down on the bed. It was
quite and I slid it down my cock. Goodness, it felt like I was in
High School and was with the most tighest pussy of my life. The glove
created a suction and the towel provided warmth. I could only last
several strokes before I let out a loud moan and groan will I filled
this glove with the largest amount of come I have ever produced. You
want to talk about toes curling well…
I sit here now only thinking about getting home and going through
this again. I can feel the precum oozing out of my dick head as I
write this and I hope yours is too.
Sponge fucking
When I was younger and before I could afford the
sex toys and sex dolls I use today, I very often would
use a sponge mattress or sponge cushion to masturbate
with. At home back them I would just take the cover
off of one of the couch cushions in our basement, and
I used a knife to slut a hole into the side of the
cushion and deep enough for me to fuck, and I then
would take a banana and wrap it with saran wrap and
insert the banana into the hole, and then pull the
banana back out leaving the plastic of the saran wrap
still in the sponge cushion as a lining, then I would
put lube all over my cock and fuck away. I figured the
saran wrap technique through trail and error, because
without the plastic lining the wall of the sponge
hole, the lubricant on my cock would quickly be
absorbed by the sponge making it more difficult to
fuck. Another technique would be to make the slit into
the sponge cushion and then slide the banana into the
hole, then while the banana was all the way in, I
would cut off the end on the banana still sticking out
and squeeze the sponge forcing the fruit out but
leaving just the banana peel still inside, that also
made for a great channel for my cock to slide in and
out of, and also felt really wonderful. The sponge
material always made a nice tight hole, and the banana
peel felt so nice wrapped around my cock, it was
perfectly slippery, and I didnt require any lube as
the inside of a banana peel is perfect for fucking.
Real Touch USB Pussy Toy
Interesting new techology for the chronic masturbator.
Thanks to lapie for pointing it out
the s spot » Product Review – Lucious Touch Sleeve
As masturbators go, the Lucious Touch from Vibe Review looks fairy tame: it’s not trying to be realistic or look like a particular pornstar- in fact, the one I got looks like a pink flower. Since I obviously don’t have a penis, I had to pass this toy over to a friend to test for me. But before I sent the toy off to be reviewed, I did have a chance to stick a finger or two inside to check out the texture inside the sleeve; it’s got two different textures that alternate: nubby and ribbed. The toy handed off, I waited excitedly to find out what the verdict would be. … the s spot » Product Review – Lucious Touch Sleeve