Ignoring for the moment his crime of robbery, note the ridicule and derision that this poor misguided masturbator is subjected to.
http://oneminutenews.com/channel/lifestyle/80781/security-cam-man-steals-mega-masturbator-at-knifepoint
I wonder what the “complete investigation” was. Did they find traces of Albolene on his penis?
Police have arrested a 50-year-old Sackville man in relation to someone being caught masturbating in a car in Halifax last week.
Halifax Regional Police say just before 2 p.m. last Wednesday, there was a report of an indecent act taking place in the area of Queen and Kent streets.
Witnesses told police a man in a beige Toyota Corolla could be seen masturbating.
A short time later, police stopped a vehicle matching the description, spoke to the driver but there wasn’t enough information to lay charges.
Police say after a complete investigation the man was arrested last Friday and charged.
He is scheduled to appear in court on March 5 to face a charge of committing an indecent act.
That’s exactly what happened to a 19-year-old man in Queensland, Australia. The flooding was so fast, and so massive that all he had time to do was hold on for dear life. The water swept the ‘couple’ away and except for being a little embarrassing, the man was really lucky.
Buena Vista elementary guidance counselor faces multiple charges
A Buena Vista elementary school guidance counselor was arrested Wednesday on charges of reportedly masturbating in a public place in Lexington, according to court records.
Anthony Jon Corazza, 40, was charged with simulated masturbation, resisting arrest, and assault and battery of a police officer, according to court records. He was taken to the Rockbridge County Regional Jail on Wednesday and released on bond Thursday.
Corazza is listed as a guidance counselor at both of the city’s elementary schools on the Buena Vista schools website.
via Buena Vista elementary guidance counselor faces multiple charges – Roanoke.com.
…The judges who issued the verdict said the boys were sentenced to two months because they practised the “secret habit” on top of AJ’s naked body, so it was considered as a form of sexual assault.
“However, if a person practises the ‘secret habit’ in the privacy of their bathroom, they don’t face penalties,” one of the judges noted….
via Boys sentenced to jail over ‘secret habit’ – The National.
An economic downturn can bring a number of things: higher unemployment, less consumer spending, a domino effect worldwide… and, according to the results of a recent online poll by Lawrence Research Group (LRG), more masturbation.
LRG, owners of The Xandria Collection®, asked visitors to its Sexology by Xandria website, “On average, how many times per week do you masturbate?” The company compared the results of the poll to the same one conducted in 2005, and found that the percentage of persons engaging in masturbation over ten times per week more than doubled.
via Masturbation Spikes in the Bad Economy According to the Lawrence Research Group.
In a motion to dismiss rape charges against Dominique Strauss-Kahn, Manhattan prosecutors today reported that an analysis of carpet stains in the Frenchman’s $3000-per-night Sofitel hotel room “contained the semen and DNA” of three unknown men, while a stain on the room’s wallpaper contained the semen and DNA of a fourth unknown man.
Kyle Richards thinks that the ban on pornography and erotica enforced by the Macomb County Jail—and, to a lesser extent, the absence of video games in individual cells—amounts to “cruel and unusual punishment,” and is therefore unconstitutional. Is he right?
via ‘Chronic Masturbation Syndrome’ Sufferer Sues Jail for Porn Ban.
Britain’s first 24-hour counselling service for online pornography addiction was launched yesterday.
HelpAddictions.org will operate around the clock, seven-days-a-week, to support the UK’s estimated 1.2million adult addicts.
The service includes live telephone sessions with trained counsellors and ‘accountability’ software that monitors online activity and sends a list of viewed x-rated websites to users’ therapists.
via Porn helpline launched for the UK’s 1.2MILLION addicts | Mail Online.