SEX SCION PLEADS GUILTY TO MASTURBATING IN NY PARK
NEW YORK (AP) — The 60-year-old son of sex research pioneer Dr. William H. Masters has admitted masturbating in Central Park.
William H. Masters III pleaded guilty Monday to misdemeanor public lewdness. He was arrested in May after a New York police officer reported seeing him expose his genitals and masturbate.
Masters avoids jail time. But if the Southampton resident gets arrested again he’ll face up to 90 days in jail.
Masters also is charged with exposing himself to a sheriff’s deputy and another woman on a Michigan river in September. That case is pending.
Masters’ father was part of the Masters and Johnson sex research team. He and Virginia Johnson conducted interviews and observed sex acts. They wrote the 1966 best-seller “Human Sexual Response.”
via News from The Associated Press.
A repeat public masturbator was arrested again Wednesday after officers found him back to his old tricks outside a Columbia City pub, police said.About 3:35 p.m. Wednesday police were called about a man masturbating in an alley just south of Rainier Avenue South and South Ferdinand Street, “where officers found the 35-year-old suspect sitting on a staircase with his pants around his ankles, in the throes of self-flagellation,” department spokesman Jonah Spagenthal-Lee said.“When officers told the man to stop, he refused and said he was almost finished.”He was arrested and police spoke with witnesses, who said they had seen the suspect walking around Columbia City earlier in the day yelling and grabbing people.The man was jailed for indecent exposure and scheduled for an initial bail hearing Thursday afternoon.
via Public masturbator to cops: Wait ’til I’m finished | Seattle 911 — A Police and Crime Blog – seattlepi.com.
I have done this often, but never in public. I love “couch pussy”
A pervy Wisconsin man redefined the term “love seat” when an off-duty cop caught him having sex with a couch that had been left out on a curb.
Officer Ryan Edwards was jogging in Waukesha on the night of Sept. 3 when he saw “a subject leaning over the couch facing down,” according to an arrest report obtained by The Smoking Gun.
He initially thought 46-year-old Gerard Streator “was having sexual relations with someone on the couch,” but Streator apparently didn’t need the “someone.”
Edwards called out to Streator, who ran away with his pants down.
The cop determined that Streator “had been thrusting his pelvic area against the cushions and trying to sexually gratify himself by rubbing his penis between the two cushions,” and chased him to his apartment building.
Streator locked himself in his apartment, but he was arrested the following day at the hotel where he works.
He was charged with lewd and lascivious conduct, a misdemeanor, and is set to appear in court next Monday.
via Talk about a loveseat!
So what did that young woman experience? Not Sexual Harassment, but Unwanted Sexual Attention. And when the woman made it clear it was unwanted, the attention went away. That should have been the end of the story. But if the recipient of a non-pressuring, non-institutional, friendly OR clueless sexual invitation isn’t grown up enough, she (or he) will feel assaulted. And with today’s heightened consciousness—and internet access—she will have the option of describing herself as victimized to a large number of people.
via Sexual Harassment or Unwanted Sexual Attention? «.
Eagle-eyed viewers who saw the report on Sunday immediately identified the mystery mushroom as a double-headed masturbation toy with an artificial vagina on one side and an artificial anus on the other. Yes, you read that right, it was a jack-off aid that some guy used to spank his monkey when he wasn’t getting it from his wife.
Overnight, the video of the news report went viral on the Internet, chalking up a few million views across multiple video-sharing sites.
The next day, the embarrassed TV show issued the following apology on its Sina Weibo profile:
An open letter to all netizens and viewers: Hi everyone, one of our news reports which aired last night has made everyone laugh. This incident has been widely followed, shared and commented on. As our reporter was still very young and unwise to the ways of the world, this report has brought great inconvenience to everyone. We’d like to take this opportunity to thank everyone from the bottom of our hearts for your criticism and correction. Please forgive our oversight!
via “Mystery mushroom” which leaves Xi’an villagers befuddled turns out to be artificial vajayjay: Shanghaiist.
Ignoring for the moment his crime of robbery, note the ridicule and derision that this poor misguided masturbator is subjected to.
I wonder what the “complete investigation” was. Did they find traces of Albolene on his penis?
Police have arrested a 50-year-old Sackville man in relation to someone being caught masturbating in a car in Halifax last week.
Halifax Regional Police say just before 2 p.m. last Wednesday, there was a report of an indecent act taking place in the area of Queen and Kent streets.
Witnesses told police a man in a beige Toyota Corolla could be seen masturbating.
A short time later, police stopped a vehicle matching the description, spoke to the driver but there wasn’t enough information to lay charges.
Police say after a complete investigation the man was arrested last Friday and charged.
He is scheduled to appear in court on March 5 to face a charge of committing an indecent act.
via Metro – Sackville man charged for masturbating in car.