I have done this often, but never in public. I love “couch pussy”

A pervy Wisconsin man redefined the term “love seat” when an off-duty cop caught him having sex with a couch that had been left out on a curb.

Officer Ryan Edwards was jogging in Waukesha on the night of Sept. 3 when he saw “a subject leaning over the couch facing down,” according to an arrest report obtained by The Smoking Gun.

He initially thought 46-year-old Gerard Streator “was having sexual relations with someone on the couch,” but Streator apparently didn’t need the “someone.”

Edwards called out to Streator, who ran away with his pants down.

The cop determined that Streator “had been thrusting his pelvic area against the cushions and trying to sexually gratify himself by rubbing his penis between the two cushions,” and chased him to his apartment building.

Streator locked himself in his apartment, but he was arrested the following day at the hotel where he works.

He was charged with lewd and lascivious conduct, a misdemeanor, and is set to appear in court next Monday.

via Talk about a loveseat!