There’s a special place in my heart for handjobs. It can be so hard to find guys who are verifiably disease free, getting off often comes down to a handjob. But the handjob has become a sexual outcast. I’ve had a lot of guys tell me, “I can give myself a handjob.” Like my hand on your dick is the same as your hand on your dick, and my naked body is the same as you watching a porno… please! But, I think this is because the handjob has become a quick way to get off, a step above dry humping, instead of a beautiful and safe way to have sex. We need to revive the lost art of the handjob!
Tag Archives: Milking
NCBI ROFL: On how to “milk” your ostrich.
Twice daily collection yields greater semen output and does not affect male libido in the ostrich.
via NCBI ROFL: On how to “milk” your ostrich. | Discoblog | Discover Magazine.
Got milked under the stall today!
in http://groups.yahoo.com/group/OnaniaSupport/ a masturbator wrote:
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Well bators,
In my attempts to find a place outside of my parents house where I am
staying for now…I found a cruisy washroom inside a department store
in the mall today.
I was pretty horny and pretty fuckin backed up…I had tried to find a
washroom the previous day to jack off and for some reason my mood was
off and I just could not get into it (probably because of my headache
I had that day).
So I was checkin out washrooms at the mall..I tried 4 different
locations….the first seemed to be the cruisiest which was the one I
ended up gettin my fuckin dong milked.
SwollenBalls | Speculum Pages Rebirth
This is a story about a beautiful female Doctor who masturbates a patient in front of a group of co-ed nursing students.
Finding His Prostate | Speculum Pages Rebirth
?Ohhhh!? he groaned, his head went back and he spread his legs wide and reached for his penis. I looked between his legs and his penis was leaking sticky pre-cum like I?ve never seen. I carried on massaging him, giving him little nibbles on his bottom and cupping his balls with my left hand. He was writhing around, pushing right back and I looked at his face, his eyes were almost rolling back in his head.
He seemed then to lose control. I?d maintained a steady stroking action of the little bump inside his, but now he was gripping his cock and pumping it urgently. His head was down on the bed, his mouth open and saliva drizzling onto the sheet, his moaning turning to a low growl, his cock swollen and purple.
via Finding His Prostate | Speculum Pages Rebirth.
Creepy dairy robot allows cows to milk themselves
I think I’ve seen paradise
King_Priam’s Tributes: I love Brandi
King_Priam’s Tributes: I love Brandi.
a good milking table video by Brandi Belle
Emission – Secrets of the Orient (1)
Oriental emission milking
…the basic technique involves a longish, lube-wet and sensuously-relaxed hand-job with a soft supple ass-toy or one to two fingers inserted within the males rectum. he is normally on his back, a towel beneath his ass with the handmaiden along him or by his side. candles, insense, low low light. handmaiden garbed in provacative attire to ensure his arrousal-passion. slow rythmic music and a pleasure dedicated enviornment are conducive to the practice. the male is often first bathed, then massaged and then he is cock-stroked and kept rigid with soft and light or with vigorous hand-wrapped strokings. a lot of lube is involved. his pleasures are are often augmented at points with oralings and with brief ‘intermittent fuckings’ where he is not allowed to climax while he’s encouraged to continously-flex or tense his cock at very regular intervals while his handmaiden presses down hard upon his scrotum massage it with the tips of her fingers or her open palm,… some wives prefer to be oraled during this (i recomend it as it provides their hubbies with additional hormonal infusions that keeps them both lit and rock-solid while helping sustain and to focuse the energies of their ladies)…. more
How to Milk a Bull
There are not a lot of articles on the blog, but it nicely touches on a favorite masturbator fantasy: being milked for his semen.
THIS BLOG IS ABOUT MALE MILKING. WE’LL SPEAK ABOUT THE USE OF THE MALE BODY AS A SEMEN FARM. WE ARE INTERESTED IN HOW TO INDUCE A BULL TO DO THE WORK NATURE INTENDED HIM TO DO, I.E. SEMEN PRODUCTION, AND IN TECHNIQUES WE CAN USE TO MILK HIS JUICES.
via How to Milk a Bull.
Cash cow milking
a masturbator said:
Hi all,
…One of the features of the commercial massage parlour is the mildly
humiliating aspect of being processed and professionally drained of
your sperm by a fully dressed woman who makes her living from such
activity. A bit of CFNM. She drains your wallet of cash and your
penis of seminal fluid. You are no more than a cash cock cow to be
milked and discarded. Hmmm…
Most milking clinic environments are functional rather then romantic
or sexy. There is no mood lighting or soft bordello furnishings.
No….this is designed purely as an efficient milking environment
where the purpose is quite clear an the set up is to allow for a
routine of steady cash producing cock processing.
The milking lady is likely to be of varying ages and nationalities,
will be of a wide range of attreactiveness and will have a set rate
for cock service that generally excludes services other than manual
sperm extraction. Fees are paid up front based on time. rates vary
but expect to pay at least $1 per minute for cock/body massge in a
mid level milking clinic. Skill levels vary from gifted, talented
workers to experienced and reasonably well skilled to the barely
competent. Most wear ordinary street clothes. Some where a pretend
white nurses/doctors smock or coloured dental assistant type
uniform. I like the uniforms :-)
Massage clinics typically have bright unromantic lighting, a massage
table, oil, tissues and white towels. They can sometimes feel a
little like a hospital, sometimes like a factory, sometimes like an
office. Milking may bbe in a separate room or in some places could
be no more than a stall divided by a curtain or a thin partition.
Such stalls allow for my males to be serviced and milked and is
reminiscent of the stalls for cows in a dairy farm!