Surfside Masturbator John A. Posse Finally, Um, Busted – Miami News – Riptide 2.0

According to a police report, a man was observed to "lower his shorts, expose his genitals, and masturbate" while at the public shower on the 95th Street entrance to the beach. The guy fled from cops (embarrassing) and was handcuffed a block away. The cops called past witnesses, who identified him as the guy who had masturbated the other two times. Police work!

via Surfside Masturbator John A. Posse Finally, Um, Busted – Miami News – Riptide 2.0.

Metro – Sackville man charged for masturbating in car

I wonder what the “complete investigation” was. Did they find traces of Albolene on his penis?

Police have arrested a 50-year-old Sackville man in relation to someone being caught masturbating in a car in Halifax last week.

Halifax Regional Police say just before 2 p.m. last Wednesday, there was a report of an indecent act taking place in the area of Queen and Kent streets.

Witnesses told police a man in a beige Toyota Corolla could be seen masturbating.

A short time later, police stopped a vehicle matching the description, spoke to the driver but there wasn’t enough information to lay charges.

Police say after a complete investigation the man was arrested last Friday and charged.

He is scheduled to appear in court on March 5 to face a charge of committing an indecent act.

via Metro – Sackville man charged for masturbating in car.

Buena Vista elementary guidance counselor faces multiple charges – Roanoke.com

Buena Vista elementary guidance counselor faces multiple charges

A Buena Vista elementary school guidance counselor was arrested Wednesday on charges of reportedly masturbating in a public place in Lexington, according to court records.

Anthony Jon Corazza, 40, was charged with simulated masturbation, resisting arrest, and assault and battery of a police officer, according to court records. He was taken to the Rockbridge County Regional Jail on Wednesday and released on bond Thursday.

Corazza is listed as a guidance counselor at both of the city’s elementary schools on the Buena Vista schools website.

via Buena Vista elementary guidance counselor faces multiple charges – Roanoke.com.

The Batehole: My Masturbation Fantasy: Public Masturbation

My Masturbation Fantasy: Public Masturbation

I’m so turned on about the thought of total, uninhibited public masturbation. My favorite fantasy is to masturbate on a park bench, totally nude. I select a bench off the beaten trail, but close enough to a walkway, that I can be seen stroking my cock. I strip my clothes off, lay them on the bench, next to wear I am sitting and start to masturbate my hard penis. People stroll by, telling me that I’m a sicko pervert, that should be arrested, while others stop, stare, and look at me with lust in their eyes. A crowd starts to conglomerate around me, telling me to put my clothes back on, but I ignore them and keep masturbating, thrusting my hips up in the air. I put my feet on the edge of the bench, opening my legs wide open so my cock, balls, and manhole are on full display. My penis starts to leak man-jizz, and I swipe it with a finger and lick it clean. I get more condemnations from the crowd, who are now yelling at me to quick this obscene sexual display. I tell them all that I’m ready to cum, and my cock spurts all over my face, chest, and abs. When I’m through, I invite anyone the chance to lick my cum clean off my body, which provokes more angry responses. I get up, put my clothes back on, and thank everyone for letting me show them what a chronic, addicted masturbator I am.

via The Batehole: My Masturbation Fantasy: Public Masturbation.

The Batehole: My Favorite Fantasies: Masturbators Anonymous

Every addiction has some type of help group, and Peter, one of my blog readers, wonders why not a group for addicted masturbators.  We have a big fantasy where a group of 5/6 chronic masturbators sit around together and talk about their addiction. A kind of “Masturbators Anonymous”, talking about the obsession and chronic, filthy, perverted nature that makes masturbators shunned from society.  We would need to and be encouraged by a “moderator” to play with ourselves and as we became more aroused from the sharing of our histories and experiences as masturbators, we pull our pants down, then our underpants and masturbate openly because we are unable to stop ourselves. We have to stand up and show our stiff cocks to each other and tell the other men that we are masturbators and are chronically addicted to masturbation.  We of course all become lost in the masturbatory haze of penis worship and cock lust, moaning, groaning, gooning, being very verbal as we pull ourselves and go deeper and deeper into the ecstasy of masturbation, all writhing and lost in a fucking hot frenzy of stroking and masturbation dick-play and cock worship.  And eventually, we all would shoot our loads all over the floor.

via The Batehole: My Favorite Fantasies: Masturbators Anonymous.

HOW TO WATCH INTERNET PORN AND NOT GET CAUGHT

I go to the public library sometimes to use the free Internet. So does a guy that likes to watch porn. There I am, checking my email and whatnot, when all of a sudden I glance over to a face full of ass and balls. It doesn’t really bother me – I visit PrettyFatAndNaked.com all the time. However, unlike this guy, I have a healthy amount of shame that prohibits me from doing so in public. If you’re a normal guy like me (and I use the term loosely), you don’t like people finding out about your porn habits.

Unlike some of my friends, I’ve never been caught with my pants down. They claim I’m lucky, but luck has nothing to do with. I have system, and after you read this article, you will too. Here’s how to watch Internet porn and not get caught:

via THE FLINT SKINNY: HOW TO WATCH INTERNET PORN AND NOT GET CAUGHT.

Masturbating at work

in http://groups.yahoo.com/group/OnaniaSupport/ a masturbator wrote:

When I was working (I was downsized in 2002) I lived only 2 miles
from work. Many people in my small / mid sized city would go home for
lunch. Home for me, 2 mi. away, was only 10 minutes each way, so
often, I made love to myself during lunch. My sexual appetite was
often helped by a couple of neat and sexxy co-workers. One had her
nose glued to the window every time a streaker went by. Another
worked in another department, but made no secret that every lunch
hour, she went home and “satisfied a hunger”. Oh, yeah, she also
before or after lunch hour also satisfied her hunger for food! LOL

My self sexual appetite was helped along by one female co worker who
always came into work very very relaxed. One time, I had made love to
myself over lunch, and came back, and happened to run into my boss,
and my Plant Manager. My Plant Manager said “Bill, you look wayy too
relaxed to come back to work (in our very stressful work
environment)!” My female co worker looked this very same way in the
AM, coming into work and then when she came back from a home visit
over lunch!

So what do other folks on this group think of such things? These
events made work experience and self love very special.

Later, my very anti-porn son got engaged to his very conservative
(then, to be) wife. He’d see some wet stains on the front of my pants
as I was going back to work, and he’d make VERY VERY VERY derogative
comments about same. I’d simply ignore him, frostily.

Bate State Healthy Friction Reports

…I didn’t waste much time in getting busy with my own penis. After sitting outside for a little while, I joined A. in the living room and we masturbated to porn together. We were joined by I. and a couple of other deep masturbators after a while, and the atmosphere quickly turned from just porn masturbation to deep Penis Masturbation. G. was there and he put some excellent penis-bate music on the stereo, including a couple of FANASTIC penis chants I’d never heard before! It was a small group, maybe 6 or 7 of us, and we went deep into penis together. We were gooning, penis-chanting, bate-babbling, and masturbating together. Some of us were hitting poppers, some weren’t. Some were greasy with lube, others were bating dry. All that mattered was our penises and making them feel good. We were looking at each other, encouraging the bate, fueling each other. For me, it was the true definition of bliss. I don’t remember how long we were like that, but eventually other masturbators started showing up and the small group dispersed to join with the newcomers. Like Friday, I stayed mostly on the sofas, masturbating to porn and with whomever was around me until I left to meet D. for lunch at 11:30.

via Bate State.

Got milked under the stall today!

in http://groups.yahoo.com/group/OnaniaSupport/ a masturbator wrote:

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Well bators,
In my attempts to find a place outside of my parents house where I am
staying for now…I found a cruisy washroom inside a department store
in the mall today.
I was pretty horny and pretty fuckin backed up…I had tried to find a
washroom the previous day to jack off and for some reason my mood was
off and I just could not get into it (probably because of my headache
I had that day).
So I was checkin out washrooms at the mall..I tried 4 different
locations….the first seemed to be the cruisiest which was the one I
ended up gettin my fuckin dong milked.

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