Perhaps you’ve seen some of those ads, exhorting us to stop masturbating and get a real girl.
That’s easier said than done. How many of us use to long to be real studs? Or at least get some of the babes those studs are done with? Well, like I say, that’s not so easy.
A real stud needs to attract women. Perhaps you know the type- physically attractive and refined. These guys seem to attract women. Our masturbator doesn’t need these attributes- his dick is attached and ready to go at any time.
A real stud needs to be able to get women in bed. They’ve already got the hots for him so his self-assurance and smooth talking does the trick. All our masturbator needs to do is pull his dick out of his pants.
A real stud needs to satisfy his woman. This means getting her hot with kisses, tender caresses, and maybe even rubbing her clit. Our masturbator only needs a few strokes of his lover and he’s ready to go.
Our stud needs to make sure his woman is satisfied. This requires that he be physically fit so that he has the stamina to give his woman a really good long fucking. He also has to know how to use his tool. While our masturbator probably wants to go at it for hours on end he doesn’t need to exert anywhere near as much work to get the job done.
And speaking about tools, a real stud needs a really big cock. Most women want to have their cunts filled up. A tiny dick isn’t going to do the trick. Our masturbator can pleasure himself regardless of what size he is.
Of course, a real stud and our masturbator do share really big sexual appetites. Both want very much to cum. The real stud wants to cum in some really hot babe’s cunt. Our masturbator wants to cum in his own hand (and maybe he’d like to watch the stud at work too).
By the way, I get a rise over those “Enough jerking-off ads”.