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Dismiss sex addiction as an excuse for weak behaviour, and you’re ignoring an “explosive sexual health issue” heading our way, warns a leading sex-addiction expert.
“Sex addiction might be used as an excuse by a man who has multiple sexual partners,” says JC Durbin, CEO of the Wicklow-based addiction treatment centre Toranfield House. “It might also be seen as a titillating subject. Yet there’s nothing titillating about a man who continuously has unprotected sex with prostitutes who may have sexually transmitted diseases, and then goes home and has sex with his wife,” says the addiction counsellor.
“There’s nothing titillating about the compulsive masturbator, who masturbates up to 15 times a day, and whose life is spiralling out of control because of his compulsive behaviour,” says Durbin. Continue reading
I am writing this e mail to inform people of my disappointment with my husband. I am a professional female who chosen to stay home a few years with my very young children. I simply adore my children. However, I am experiencing terrific grief and anger with my husband. He secretly looks at porn and sometimes masturbates behind my back. I am truly disappointment because I find this act of behavior deceitful. I have confronted him and explained that this bothers me and I appreciate if you don’t do this because I find this act of behavior to be a form of cheating. In my opinion, I thought our sex life was fine but obviously this is not the case because my husband finds a need to constantly view pornographic films. I never thought that this will bother me but I find this to be disturbing. Mainly because my trust is violated and he has no regard for my feelings. It seems that he has chosen porn over me, his wife. What will you in a situation like this–I find it is totally disgusting. Help–Thanks for your reply.
via Disappointed with husband’s porn addiction – Emotional Health – Everyday Health.com.
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Are you a chronic masturbator? Would you like to metaphorically “open your zipper” and share your story of living with chronic masturbation addiction? Would you like to tell complete strangers (safely and anonymously) about the most secret, most private, and most important thing in your life? And do it with your real zipper open and let your listeners know you are masturbating as you speak, perhaps even orgasming for them?
Onania . Org/asm is conducting the Open Zipper Project, an oral history of, by, and for chronic masturbators. By telephone I will interview you and record a frank, open, and revealing confession about your masturbation addiction. The recording will be posted to Onania . Org/asm in a public oral history archive. (See current Open Zipper Interviews)
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Usually chronic masturbation results in erectile failures, but sometimes it causes problems with coital ejaculation.
I enjoy sex with my girlfriend but can’t ejaculate during sex. We have had sex six times and no matter how much I try I still can’t. Does my masturbation habit cause this?
…Your frequency of masturbation is probably not an issue; however, men who’ve become accustomed to self-pleasuring in a particularly rough way eg using high friction with a towel, sometimes have difficulty climaxing during intercourse, because no vagina feels like that.
via I can’t ejaculate during sex. Is it because I masturbate? | Life and style | The Guardian.
…Andy is in his late thirties now, a well-spoken, suited, high-flyer in the city. His frame is imposing, but the subject makes him vulnerable. He’s embarrassed, talking about his compulsive masturbation and the marked change in his personality, as time went on, from relaxed to angry. But he has found a way of speaking about it, when previously he refused to acknowledge how his life was meandering out of control. It was his girlfriend who confronted him – none of his friends know about his addiction, or the subsequent therapy he’s been undergoing for over two years. “There’s so much online; everyone talks about being anaesthetised – you see an amount of a certain subject and you become completely immune to it,” he says. “You don’t think about the person behind it, the impact, it’s there for your pleasure. That was the most worrying thing. I think it just leads you on to so many different avenues you wouldn’t even think about. The more you look at something, the more you think, ‘That’s boring, now I want to find something else’. You can end up in serious trouble.”
Andy had a routine. Every night, he’d come home from work and go online to look at pornography for a couple of hours before dinner. After dinner, he’d go out for a drink or to do sport, and then he’d log on just before bed – which often lasted until the early hours of the morning. The next day at work, he’d be exhausted – and then repeat the same activities when the working day was over and he’d find himself at home again. He stopped trying to have relationships with any emotional intimacy; he went out with someone for a year and manufactured so much travel and business work that he only saw her about six times before ending it….
Great news for chronic masturbators: it makes you smarter, not stupid.
Here’s a question to ponder: If sex makes you smarter via changes in synaptic strength following the act, can you get the same benefit from virtual sex, as long as your brain is convinced it is real at the time? I’ll discuss this idea in a bit, but first let’s look at the methods and the data from the actual study.
