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Masturbation is a serious issue facing families today but most parents are just too embarrassed to talk about it with their teens. Heed Colossians 3:5: “Put to death, therefore, whatever belongs to your earthly nature: sexual immorality, impurity, lust, evil desires and greed, which is idolatry.” If the sins of lust, covetousness, immoral thoughts, and pornography are forsaken and overcome, teen masturbation is a small offense that can be dealt with in the privacy of your own home. But when this self-indulgent practice becomes an addiction, it poses genuine health and spiritual risks, and also threatens workplace safety and the overall productivity of our economy.
in http://groups.yahoo.com/group/OnaniaSupport/ a masturbator wrote:
Why don’t we fight for the right to have time during the working day
to have a siesta.But a siesta with a difference.One in which the
primary purpose is to wank.Workers would come back refreshed from
manipulating their penises and clitorises and re invigorated.
It would also help chronic masturbators to get in touch with their
addiction thus not descriminating against them.
Perhaps rooms could be put aside for this vital relaxation or perhaps
just one room to be shared by a group at the same time.It would
encourage greater team working to se your colleagues pulling and
probing themselves and destroy inhibitions.
I would feel more in tune with my work mates and see new techniques
too for getting off.I am sure too that the smell of wet pussy would
have a calming effect on the work enviroment and quite rightly impose
more Female values on the workplace including team work.
Perhaps meeting a quota before being allowed off for a wank would
increase productivity and many males would be permamnently horny with
hot wet wanton pussy reeking next to them either from Her
aniticipating a forthcoming wank or having just had one.
Places with not enough room for wanking facilities could allow
workers to wank at their desk.
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Telecom New Zealand has cancelled an ad campaign asking fans of New Zealand’s national rugby team, the All Blacks, to abstain from sex for six weeks in order to help the team win the rugby World Cup in Auckland next month…..