Return of the Captioned Muses

embarrassment7.jpgI took a long sabbatical from captioning my Masturbation Muses. I’m inclined to get back into harness. But instead of uploading to Picasa or G+ albums (and getting them blocked) I will be posting them to my Tumblr blog, along with similar work from other blogs.

http://onaniaorg.tumblr.com/

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Beatin-Off: Stud vs Masturbator

Perhaps you’ve seen some of those ads, exhorting us to stop masturbating and get a real girl.

That’s easier said than done. How many of us use to long to be real studs? Or at least get some of the babes those studs are done with? Well, like I say, that’s not so easy.

A real stud needs to attract women. Perhaps you know the type- physically attractive and refined. These guys seem to attract women. Our masturbator doesn’t need these attributes- his dick is attached and ready to go at any time.

A real stud needs to be able to get women in bed. They’ve already got the hots for him so his self-assurance and smooth talking does the trick. All our masturbator needs to do is pull his dick out of his pants.

A real stud needs to satisfy his woman. This means getting her hot with kisses, tender caresses, and maybe even rubbing her clit. Our masturbator only needs a few strokes of his lover and he’s ready to go.

Our stud needs to make sure his woman is satisfied. This requires that he be physically fit so that he has the stamina to give his woman a really good long fucking. He also has to know how to use his tool. While our masturbator probably wants to go at it for hours on end he doesn’t need to exert anywhere near as much work to get the job done.

And speaking about tools, a real stud needs a really big cock. Most women want to have their cunts filled up. A tiny dick isn’t going to do the trick. Our masturbator can pleasure himself regardless of what size he is.

Of course, a real stud and our masturbator do share really big sexual appetites. Both want very much to cum. The real stud wants to cum in some really hot babe’s cunt. Our masturbator wants to cum in his own hand (and maybe he’d like to watch the stud at work too). 

By the way, I get a rise over those “Enough jerking-off ads”.

via Beatin-Off: Stud vs Masturbator.

The PeterFiles series, a Case Study of Masturbatory Addiction [periodic posting]

(Note, for all articles in this category click http://onania.org/asm/archives/category/original-ejaculations/peterfiles-text)

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A (fictional) clinical study chronicling the activities of Peter, a life-long habitual masturbator. Copyright 1995-2001 by Onania.Org/asm

THE PETER FILES, A CASE STUDY OF MASTURBATORY ADDICTION

Published by The Masturbation Dependency Program
Institute for Correction of Sexual Misbehavior
Series Editor: Dr. Margaret Wilson, Registered Genital Therapist

Peter File #01: Introduction to the Series, by Dr. Margaret Wilson

We begin a series of chapters in “The PeterFiles”, a longitudinal case study of masturbatory addiction in the adult male, conducted at The Institute for Correction of Sexual Misbehavior. The series is made available in order to increase the public awareness and understanding of the problem of addictive masturbatory behavior in males, and especially as a resource to those women in a co-dependent relationship with a habitual masturbator.

We will call the subject “Peter Stroker”, an unsubtle but not-inappropriate pseudonym suggested by the subject himself. Peter, an otherwise healthy middle-aged unmarried male, is a long-term chronic masturbator under my personal treatment at The Institute for Correction of Sexual Misbehavior. His pattern of frequent masturbation began at puberty and was allowed to grow unchecked by proper parental discipline: his parents were uncomfortable discussing sexual topics and never warned him of the dangers of self abuse. He continued his secret practice throughout his youth, never forming fully satisfactory relationships with girls and becoming entirely habituated to manual sexual release. Although his private vice claimed increasing amounts of time, it did not prevent him from completing a graduate degree and entering a profession.

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Yahoo group for Pathetic Masturbators

This is a group for people who would like to post messages about their pathetic masturbation habit and for others who would like to reply with insults and ridicule.

via Pathetic_Masturbators : Pathetic Masturbators.

MasturbatorsAnonymous

Largely this will be a collection of, mostly but not limited to topless or non-nude, pictures either to aid or be about those who are members of Masturbators Anonymous (a fake club for chronic masturbators who are looking for ladies to encourage them to stroke it).

So, you pathetic little perverts out there who are edging yourself until you’re drunk on your own dick, by chronically fucking your hand-pussies with your wittle pee-pees and killing all that yucky little boy sperm while looking at titties on the internet, rather than out there scoring with real women because you feel threatened by them..well this subreddit is for you.

For further explanation see this post.

MasturbatorsAnonymous.

http://www.reddit.com/r/MasturbatorsAnonymous