Goon – MY NAME IS NOT JACK

Gooning is one of those things that many men don’t understand, and it is a very, very easy thing to make fun of. Gooning is, in fact, objectively ridiculous. It is also one of the things that holds a key to a freer expression of sexuality through mindful masturbation.

It doesn’t really surprise me that many avid and social masturbators have no idea what gooning really is, and it’s actually a little hard to describe. In my own words: Gooning is a state of deep sexual experience in which one partially detaches from rational thought and acts more primitively, more feral. It is, by nature, irrational sexual pleasure that can include facial contortions, drooling, deep breathing through the mouth and non-verbal moaning…..

via Goon – MY NAME IS NOT JACK.

Bate State: Degrees of the Bate State

As I spend this week being a stoopid masturbator monkey, I’ve been noticed my bate tends to go in one of three different directions. These are the three Bate States I tend to experience when I masturbate my Penis for a few hours or more. They probably translate into what most masturbators feel, and I’d be interested to hear about any other Bate States you find yourself in.

Penis Bliss

This is the point of euphoria. I find Penis Bliss when I’m at my most relaxed while masturbating. I’ll be intently focused on my Penis, dedicating every stroke and touch to pleasuring it. I’ll usually get here when I’m not sniffing poppers. I talk to my Penis a lot while I’m in Bliss, telling it how much I love it, how much I love masturbating it, etc. There’s still a sense of coherence, though somewhat silly.

Bate Frenzy

This is my porn-induced frenzy. It can be with or without poppers. For some reason I’ll have a sort of angry look on my face when I’m in a Bate Frenzy. I’ll be masturbating my Penis furiously while searching through websites and my computer for more and more pornography. I can’t get enough bate fuel when I’m like this. I become single-minded in my obsession with porn and masturbating to it.

The Batehole

While I love all of my masturbation, this by far my favorite Bate State. This is my stoopid, gooned out, poppered up Batehole. This is where my higher brain really does seem to switch off and I am only a masturbator. I can barely speak, usually either drooling or babbling myself deeper, and I can’t concentrate on anything but Penis. While I’m here I want nothing more than to stay this way forever. Nothing else matters to me except keeping my Penis well masturbated and keeping myself gooned.

Just the fact that I’m able to experience these bate states reinforces to me that I only want to be a masturbator. Forever.

via Bate State: Degrees of the Bate State.

Stupid Gooney Masturbator [podcasturbation]

A Pants-Down Podcasturbation

Do you feel stupid when you masturbate for a prolonged period? Do you make gooney noises when you stroke your penis for hours? This podcasturbation is for all stupid gooney masturbators. Like you.  Like me.

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Your Penis Brain [podcasturbation]

A Pants-Down Podcasturbation

There is a popular (but false) belief that a pregnant woman is afflicted with “baby brain”, a pregnancy-induced impairment of her mental abilities. I got to thinking about how chronic masturbators are (truly) afflicted with a similar impairment, “Penis Brain”. This podcasturbation personally explores the phenomenon.

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The Moan of the Male Masturbator [podcasturbation]

A Pants-Down Podcasturbation

Moaning is not a typical sexual response of the copulatory male; it is more often associated with female sexual response. But the male masturbator regularly indulges in moaning behavior during long intense edging sessions. In this podcasturbation we explore (and experience) the masturbatory moaning response and draw comparisons to female sexual expressions.

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Penis Fixation [podcasturbation]

A Pants-Down Podcasturbation

One of the signal characteristics of a male chronic masturbator is the attention, even devotion, he pays to his penis. “I love my penis” is one of the most common gooning mantras chanted when the masturbator is hovering on the edge of orgasm. But the focus on the penis permeates all his moments, including non-masturbatory ones. In this podcasturbation we explore penis fixation and engage in some of our own.

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Chronicles of an Addicted Stroker: Goon Mantra


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When I’m stoned, poppered and severely bated as I am now, I find myself saying, “Fuckin’ bate that mother fuckin’ dick,” over and over in my deep, gooner voice, directed at myself. Ordering myself to masturbate harder, faster, deeper.

Chronicles of an Addicted Stroker: Goon Mantra

What is your goon mantra?