Top six weirdest sexual practices, voted by readers of cracked.com, range from sex with cars, through to humping park benches and even signs…

The weirdest sexual practices in the world – thelondonpaper.com

People do have some strange sexual habits but often enough what takes place in the privacy of their own home stays there. Not for these unlucky few though, who now face a lifetime of embarrassment after the general public discovered just what they get up to in their free time.

Picnic Tables

Last year an American man was caught and filmed by his neighbour having sex with an upside down picnic table. When the neighbour handed the tape to the police, the man was charged with ‘public indecency’. The table escaped with a caution.

Street Signs

A 60-year-old man in South Dakota was arrested, and subsequently fined $10,000 for burglary, indecent exposure and unlawful occupancy, after police found two years worth of video footage showing him molesting street signs

 

Bikes

Chris Hoy’s Olympic success has encouraged Scots to learn to love their bikes, but perhaps not as much as one 51-year-old. He was caught by two cleaning ladies one night ‘riding’ his bike, trousers down and all. After acknowledging the women he then continued with his new hobby.

Lamp Posts

Schoolkids in Wiltshire stumbled across a man who was performing sexual acts with a lamp post. He wishes to remain nameless, so that he’s not nicknamed ‘lamposexual’.

Park Benches

The remarkable picture above shows a man being treated, and laughed at, by emergency services after his penis got stuck in a bench. The medics tried to drain blood from his penis but this did nothing to stop the swelling and eventually rescuers had to cut the bench up.

Cars

A ‘mechaniphiliac’ is the slang name for someone who really loves their cars. Edward Smith is one of the few around and he claims that, since age 15, he has had sex with at least 1000 cars. Smith’s current beau is a Volkswagen Beetle called Vanilla.