a masturbator wrote:
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Well, I’ve been caught so many times by my wife that she doesn’t even
seem to notice any more.
What you have to have is: A mature, understanding person, whom will
not be permanently scarred by the experience, and a place where you
have a reasonable expectation of privacy, such
as your own home.
One time I had a house with a courtyard that visitors had to enter
before coming to knock on the door. The fence was high enough for me
to see over, but someone coming down the street couldn’t see me on my
sofa. They came into my courtyard and oops, I was so embarrassed.
Motel maids will sometimes walk in on you if you don’t hear them
knock. Maybe you are wearing earphones or something.
At massage parlors you could do it, but they think you are creepy
(which I guess I am).
If you come up with any other ways, I’ll try them, too.

A Pants-Down