These are hilarious and horrifying, and some may even feel strangely familiar. Jezebel asked readers what their worst masturbation nightmare stories were, and people responded with true tales that are impossible to stop reading once you’ve started. Most of The 10 Worst Masturbation Stories We’ve Ever Heard are from women: woe is the Ken doll. Although, one of them (#5) is really troubling… Snip:
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For about a month I have been having a pain in my right forearm and wrist that comes and goes. At first I thought it was from weight training but now I think it’s from my Fleshlight ? sessions which last anywhere from 20-40 minutes. Sometimes it last for a week and seems to happen the day after a Fleshlight ? session. Has anyone else ? Also if anyone has any suggestion as to how to ? avoid it or treat it? I appreicate all and any input.
During his second marriage, a man we’ll call Walter Logan had three or four affairs a year, every year, throughout the entire decade he and his wife were together. When the Vancouver lawyer wasn’t screwing around or indulging in pornography, he masturbated several times a day : at the office, on his lunch hour, or in the washrooms of his friends’ homes when he was out for dinner.
Looking back now, the 43-year-old says it didn’t even occur to him that he could be addicted to sex. He wasn’t hiring prostitutes or stopping in at massage parlours—behaviours that, in his mind, signalled a problem. Seeking out women to fuck behind his wife’s back, on the other hand, was more the pursuit of a “sensual vacation”.
… Far more treacherous was the “solitary vice,” masturbation, which had been thought of as somewhat less rousing than the real thing. Graham, however, pointed out that as a solitary activity, the practice of masturbation was likely to start at an earlier age and to occur more often than partnered sex. Most important, the lack of a partner meant resorting to fantasy and the conjuring of erotic scenes and lewd images that surely stirred the brain to a fever pitch. (By this analysis, lusting in the heart was physiologically equivalent to lusting in the flesh.) Because the brain’s inflamed state could be transmitted to any organ or tissue of the body through the nervous system, all manner of disease could follow. But with sexual solitaire, the climax—rather the culmination—was insanity. “This general mental decay,” Graham warned, “continues with the continued abuses, till the wretched transgressor sinks into a miserable fatuity, and finally becomes a confirmed and degraded idiot, whose deeply sunken and vacant glassy eye, and livid, shriveled countenance, and ulcerous, toothless gums, and fetid breath, and feeble broken voice, and emaciated and dwarfish and crooked body, and almost hairless head—covered, perhaps, with suppurating blisters and running sores—denote a premature old age—a blighted body—and a ruined soul!” ….
Three Myths about Porn – Reuniting
"My ex told me that he knew porn was an "addiction" for him. He used that term, and he said he wanted to stop and that because he couldn’t porn had "ruined his life." He also showed me a scar from masturbating to the point of bleeding because he was unable to stop.
He said porn made him want to cheat all the time, and made him constantly fantasize about "nasty" sex with strangers, and young (teen) girls. …
He would become agitated, irritable and mean when he could not look at porn because I was home, and he would become so angry and abusive due to frustration that I would unwittingly give him what he wanted by leaving. He would also abandon me places and run home and get online. He routinely had unprotected sex too – not thinking of reality or consequences like abortion, and STDs.
I have spoken to many guys in various forums who claim that their main problem with porn is that they cannot stop even when they want to."
Dangers of masturbation
… Once, when I was about 13, my parents took me to a doctor. I was having problems with asthma at the time. The doctor, a female, performed all the usual tests and then asked to speak to me alone. My parents left the room, and the doctor fixed me with a cold stare. “Do you play with yourself?” she asked. I was dumbstruck, shocked out of my wits, and started stuttering, eventually denying it. She would have none of that and told me flat out that I was lying. Then she said if I didn't stop, I would become feeble-minded, because each time a man ejaculates, she said, he loses fluid from his brain. The white stuff that comes out when you play with yourself, she said, was actually brain fluid. If a man continues with this, then after a while he loses his mind. And if that wasn't enough, masturbation was the real cause of my asthma, she said. So everyone around me knew of my filthy habit, because I got asthma from playing with myself. When we went out to meet my parents again, she said to me — right in front of my mom and dad: “No more monkey business!” I was mortified.
Later, I shared this with my best friend, and we decided to stop masturbating for fear of becoming morons. It was no good; neither of us could last more than a couple of days without masturbation. Besides, we soon figured out that married people must have sex on a regular basis — perhaps even daily, and that there could, therefore, be no truth to the doctor's story. I had already figured out that there could be no connection between masturbation and asthma. So we just resumed our masturbation and went at it with more gusto than ever before. …
Symptoms usually appear within half an hour of orgasm and resolve after a few days.[2][3]
One can experience mental symptoms, physical symptoms, or both. Common mental symptoms include cognitive dysfunction, intense discomfort, irritability, anxiety, craving for relief, susceptibility to nervous system stresses (e.g. cold), depressed mood, and difficulty communicating, remembering words, reading and retaining information, concentrating, and socialising.[2][3][4] Physical symptoms include severe fatigue, mild to severe headache, and flu-like and allergy-like symptoms, such as sneezing, itchy eyes, nasal irritation, and muscle pain.[2][3] Affected individuals may also experience intense warmth.[1]
Postorgasmic illness syndrome – Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Sex Makes You Stupid (Especially Men)
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Seven firefighters from St. Mary´s station in Southampton had to come to the rescue of a 40-year-old man who showed up at the hospital with his penis stuck inside a metal pipe.
Fire fighters arrived with a special apparatus to free the pipe from his appendage. They used a metal grinder after the man was put under anesthesia to prevent pain from the grinding heat.
Unknown to the hospital is how and why did he got his penis inside a pipe. It was the restriction of blood flow that got the penis stuck after an erection. “I´m sure the man won´t be getting into that situation again” said a spokesman for the firefighters.
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“How and why”… are they kidding?
Men who are very sexually active in their twenties and thirties are more likely to develop prostate cancer, especially if they masturbate frequently, according to a study of more than 800 men.